WHY CAN’T SARAH PALIN BE OUR CHIEF EXECUTIVE?
FITSNews – August 1, 2008 – All we can say is thank God there’s plenty of room in Alaska to pitch a tent, because that’s precisely what our founding editor is planning on doing after taking a good long gander at the governor of the “Last Frontier,” Sarah Palin.
The Honorable, indeed!
Frankly, we’re pretty pissed that we have to sit around in this suffocating 100-degree heat covering the tan man and his mortal adversaries.
Given all the damage these bickering South Carolina politicians continue to do to our state, they could at least have the decency to be physically-attractive.
By male sapphist August 1, 2008 at 2:17 pm
She is way cute…If Lisa Loeb had a smokin hot sister she would look half as good as Governor Palin. McCain should pick her… a state that gives us the smoking hot monkey woman Jewel Kilcher deserves to be rewarded and aptly represented in the executive branch.
McCain-Palin is a ticket I could support especially since Heller vs. D.C.
By anglican missionary style August 1, 2008 at 3:12 pm
in a heartbeat …
By Ted August 1, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Q&A
1. How can McCain SIMULTANEOUSLY attract both Hillary AND Bob Barr voters?
ANSWER: Sarah Palin
2. Which McCain Veep pick is SIMULTANEOUSLY the safest AND boldest?
ANSWER: Sarah Palin
3. What confirms that Sarah Palin is unassailable by the Democrats?
ANSWER: The left promotes as a ’scandal’ that Palin notified state police that her ex-brother-in-law state trooper threatened to kill Palin’s dad.
By ThePrize August 1, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Governor Palin is well-spoken and likeable. I’d love to see her as John MccCain’s running mate.
By Margaret August 2, 2008 at 6:32 am
Palin is extremely impressive… and I’m not just talking about her looks. I keep hearing her name bandied about as McCain’s potential VP, but only in the blogosphere. The MSM doesn’t seem to take this idea seriously. The McCain camp… should.
By Monkeydarts August 3, 2008 at 9:03 am
She’s the one VP choice that would get me to drop my “McCain? Never!” pledge.
By Reader August 3, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Governor Palin has already stated in an interview on the Glenn Beck show that she is ***not interested*** in a VP slot. She is taking care of business in Alaska and ANWR, and is highly focused on accomplishing those goals.
Plus, she is a dedicated mom — who probably wouldn’t want the DC environment for her five (5 !!!) children.
Plus, that would mean we wouldn’t get to see more of Mitt Romney in the news. (!)
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By Mark August 29, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I would do her..
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By asjdhkjah June 11, 2009 at 12:39 pm
god shes fuckin hott. bonafide milf