How Could We Miss Ivy?

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FITSNews – August 1, 2008 – Another hottie with S.C. ties was on that list of Washington’s most beautiful people that we covered earlier this week (and which was picked up this morning by La Socialista ).

Of course it was La Socialista ’s article which launched our founding editor Sic Willie into a violent rage this morning, shrieking at the top of his lungs that our recent coverage had “missed the hottest one … the one that looks like Christina Ricci except without the buggy eyes!”

Her name is Ivy Larson (above ), a twenty-six year-old California native who is currently working in the office of U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint. Larson’s job for the Senator? Expanding his online presence.

Whoa, whoa, whoa … hold it right there. Her job is expanding his online presence? Well, well … wouldn’t you know it, Ivy (editor’s note: ahem, ahem ), but it just so happens that we have an “online presence” right here. In fact, we’ve been told it’s a pretty “sizable” online presence, but we don’t like to brag.

So … you thinking what we’re thinking?

Because if it has anything to do with exploring Sen. DeMint’s position on earmark reform via lengthy spreadsheets and impersonal press releases exclusively over e-mail, count us in, girlfriend!

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