Reigning Chaos
NOTHING MAKES US HAPPIER, PEOPLE
FITSNews – July 30, 2008 – We don’t “predict a riot” in the midlands school district that our founding editor has successfully turned upside down in recent weeks, but we do predict a resignation of the district’s head honcho.
Sources initially told us that scandal-plagued Superintendent Scott Andersen would resign his post with Lexington-Richland School District Five on Monday – but we’re now hearing that it will come to pass on Thursday of this week.
Do we care one way or the other? Of course not. We just launch the bombs, people. Those morons in the mainstream media can sift through the carnage we create.
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By It's doo doo, baby! on July 30th, 2008 at 10:22 am
It must be quite a feat to be able to give yourself a blowjob. Congratulations.
By fitsnews on July 30th, 2008 at 10:58 am
Doo-doo,
Actually the real feat is the simultaneous “reach around.”
But thanks for noticing,
-FITSNews
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. SC Educrat Establishment) on July 30th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Thought so! sic(k) willie broke wind again when he claimed he “broke” this story in his July 5 post. Actually, The State broke this issue a full month before sic(k) willie.
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