“I Swear I Don’t Have Man Hands”
FORMER BUSHIE GOES BEFORE CONGRESS
FITSNews – July 28, 2008 – What a coincidence … this same time last year a totally non-attractive blonde Republican was testifying about a total non-scandal involving the U.S. Justice Department firing a bunch of attorneys because they weren’t Republicans.
Is this crap seriously still going on a year later? Apparently, yes. Only this time they’ve replaced the spray-tan GOP blonde bureaucrat with a blonde bureaucrat who’s got (editor’s note: dum-dum-dum ) … man-hands.
Like we said a year ago, we thought the whole point of winning a presidential election was that you got to appoint whoever the hell you wanted to do pretty much whatever the hell they wanted to do.
Did that change all of a sudden?
Don’t get us wrong, there’s no way in hell we’d let our current president appoint somebody to fetch us coffee – let alone run the Justice Department – but that doesn’t change the fact that this country was dumb enough to elect him … twice. Democrats should’ve sat down and shut up on this “scandal” over a year ago, or at least found some hot blonde Republicans who did something wrong and compelled them to appear in front of the political paparazzi.
Comments
By Mande's mom on July 28th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Uh..how can breaking the law be a non-scandal? It’s true the Head Moron in Charge Gonzalez was a political appointee, but the subordinate morons working for him like Monica Goodling broke the law.
By Silence Dogood on July 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Did Mande write this article?
The point was not that Federal Prosecutors were changed – yes FITS you are correct they are changed over all the time due to elections. However, the reason for which these particular prosecutors were dismissed is the rub. It is not ‘just’ because they were Democrats. It was because they relieved for either (a) not dropping charges against Republicans – even if the cases were legit or (b) would not bring chages against Democrats – even if their were no legit charges. This is not politicizes appointments, that always happens and most agree that is not big deal. This was a case of politicizes the distribution of justice…HUGE MAJOR problem.
Imagine, Bill Clinton can fire any US Attorney he wants to (and did dismiss most all of them when he came to office), however, if it were the similar to this scenario and he kept all of them instead of dismissing them, but then after few years dismissed only 8 or 9 of them for the purpose the they wouldn’t give him blowjobs, I think most would agree that might be a tad more problematic.
This was a horrible abuse of power and public trust. No one would be screaming about this fiasco had it been a usual removal of Republican loyalist to Democratic loyalist or vice versa. Rather is was the admistrations use of dismissal assure that justice was not divvied out nuetrally that is the real problem for both Democrats and Republicans who really took a look at what happened here.
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. SC Educrat Establishment) on July 28th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Speaking of unattractive. No idea what sic(k) willie paid for the stupid hat, but it’s probably a lot less expensive than 6 months of Rogaine for Men. Check this out:
http://www.fitsnews.com/sic-willie-2/
By Toyota Kawesaki on July 29th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Hopefully instead of “fetch us coffee” he would pour it on your combover!!!!! Please take the MARTA out here with Gov Moonbeam.
By Can't Believe it on July 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
This is amazing…. you are so full of BS you can smell it from over here…. Now you are saying that Al Gore (the Man who INVENTED the internet) and John Kerry who’s purble hearts came outta a gumb ball machine and one of the most liberal in the senate. Both Gore and Kerry would have taxed the crap out of us…. And then even taxed that.
So nice you are an arm chair politician, but don’t have the guts to run.
By fitsnews on July 29th, 2008 at 7:59 am
#5-
Given the terror Sic Willie inflicts on our office bathroom on a daily basis, we do not doubt that you can, in fact, “smell it from over (there).”
Thanks for writing,
-FITSNews
By Red Bank Bar on July 29th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Dogood: The article does have that stench of stupidity that hangs over Mande. Mande also shares Monica’s legal acumen.
Wait five years, Mande will no longer be amoung us in the SC Bar. I smell a suspension for incompetence in her future.
Monica’s time is coming. The Virginia State Bar has already said they are aware of her illegal and unethical activites so her JD has a short shelf life.
By candace bergen-belsen on July 29th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
This isn’t quite as bad as a Mande article, but it’s not very well-informed, either. Read up on the requirements for *career* justice dept lawyers and learn why this is such a travesty. I wish I had time to dig up all the info to correct/clarify this issue for the blog.
On a side note, it’s amazing/disturbing how many Regent U. law school grads were/are in the Bush admin. Shameful.
By Silence Dogood on July 29th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Candace B.B., I agree regarding the law school stats in the justice dept., and even more so than any one 5th tier law school that was over represented at the justice dept. was also the fact that most of these people were in high level positions (that most people only get as the pinnacle of a 20-25 year plus career) yet had had their sweet sixteen in the late nineties.
There are plenty of great “conservative” and big time “Republican” attorneys who could have filled these spots, but instead, when you have an administration that values loyalty over competence and experience…what would you expect?