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Meet Polly

By fitsnews • on July 25, 2008

YEAH … WE KNOW

FITSNews - July 25, 2008 - You’ve seen Lindsey, you’ve read Mande, you’ve met Mrs. Sic Willie and you’ve heard an awful lot about other alleged FITS gals … yet no doubt you’ve been scratching your head the whole time asking yourself one question:

“Don’t these chicks only exist in Sic Willie’s head?”

After all, this is the guy who was voted “Most Likely To Pee In A Community Swimming Pool” on Facebook … by his wife.

Anyway, it turns out the former Nintendo No Game Boy rolls just a little mo’ correct than some may think, the latest evidence of which is the (hopeful) addition of the ridonkulously funny, incomparably adventurous and incomprehensibly, jaw-droppingly, fab-foogo-tastically gorgeous Polly to our team.

A soccer goddess, base-jumping daredevil, dessert critic, practical jokester extraordinaire, FOG (Friend of Gwen), expert YouTuber, rejector of famous people’s amorous overtures and all-around rock star trapped in a super-model’s body, sometimes we have to pinch ourselves to be reminded that girls like her actually exist …

So what’s Polly gonna do for us? We’ll let you know as soon as Sic stops drooling long enough to begin the negotiations …

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Comments

By anglican missionary style on July 25th, 2008 at 7:31 pm

omg. there is no way in hell Sic Willie knows this girl.

By tammy on July 26th, 2008 at 12:43 am

So…we’ve seen Mande and Lindsay and Polly. And what have we learned?

Blondes really are dealt a better hand, aren’t they?

Hopefully Mande can deal with that being she’s all anti-feminist and shit. Hopefully for her you won’t have to choose between the two of them when times get hard.

By fitsnews on July 26th, 2008 at 6:03 am

Tammy-

What do you mean “when times get hard?”

We thought Obama was going to “change” all that with rays of sunshine from his ass?

-FITSNews

By Red Bank Bar on July 26th, 2008 at 6:29 am

Hopefully she’s not as dumb as Mande. As long as she stays away from moronic 14th Amendment analysis, she’ll be ahead of The Mande.

By Snead on July 26th, 2008 at 7:35 am

I think you’ve had to watch “27 Dresses” one too many times…

By Monkeydarts on July 26th, 2008 at 8:21 am

cute, but
“u do not ride wit me… u ride duh MARTA bus!”

By Mande on July 26th, 2008 at 10:43 am

Welcome Polly!

Tammy - Bitter ain’t becoming.

By Wesley on July 26th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Dude, you got Polly Sanders writing for you? That girl rocks.

By HIPAA Violator on July 27th, 2008 at 10:03 am

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0015196/

By tammy on July 27th, 2008 at 11:44 pm

Will–”when times get hard” mean different things for different men.

If Obama does it for you…that’s great.

I”m not bitter Mande…but I’m flattered that out of all of the insulting comments I’ve read about you on this blog for the past month…that mine garnered a response.