Mama Maria

BELLO BUSTS OUT ON PAGE SIX

FITSNews – July 24, 2008 – Actress Maria Bello – who is starring in the third installment of The Mummy series later this year – will be appearing on this week’s cover of Page Six magazine.  Apparently she says a lot of stuff about how she loves her kid and her new boyfriend, but we could honestly care less.

We bring this to your attention for no other reason than Bello is excruciatingly hot (particularly in NSFW form) and because Sic Willie made us do it.  Like Linda Fiorentino, Bello is apparently another one of his Italian-sounding, super-secret, small-breasted MILF crushes.  Well, super-secret until a minute ago, anyway.

Since we’re on the subject of the Mummy series, though, what’s with this new Hollywood arithmetic of always waiting until the third installment of a summer blockbuster series to throw in the whole Oriental theme?

Seriously, this is like Pirates of the Caribbean all over again, except instead of “Pirate-Pirate-Chinese” it’s “Mummy-Mummy-Chinese.”  WTF is next?  Matthew McConawhatever and Kate Hudson rekindling their cheeky romance over some Long Duk Dong?

Sheesh.  Just swashbuckle and get it over with.  And if Maria would please continue getting NSFW in all her movies, that would be great, too.