Breaking – Sic Sought On Murder Charges
UPDATE ON PALMETTO SCOOP, MAINSTREAM MEDIA STILL UNAWARE OF MANHUNT
FITSNews – July 24, 2008 – The website Palmetto Scoop is reporting this afternoon that our founding editor, the infamously violent and uncontrollable Sic Willie, is once again on the run from the law – this time in connection with murder charges.
What this means for FITSNews we have no idea. All we have been able to establish at this point is that we have no idea of Sic Willie’s current whereabouts … or exactly how many of you are still taking this joke seriously.
Come on, people … that looks nothing like our favorite sexy beast. Sic prefers the “doe-eyed” mug shot and his beard is in desperate need of some Just For Men.
Comments
By smart Kid Grant on July 24th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Never knew you had it in you Will, good job!
Oh wait, you didn’t…
By Give Me FITS on July 25th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Looks like you might need a good trial lawyer….are there any of those?
By CL on July 25th, 2008 at 7:45 am
I hope Jeffrey Ray’s lawyer is paying attention. “It was not my client, it was Will Folks!”