Sic’s Back In The Saddle

TANNED, RESTED AND DARE WE SAY … ILLEGAL?

FITSNews – July 19, 2008 – If you’re like us, every time you see a Mexican you think to yourself how much fun it would be to create a new reality TV game show – one dedicated to finding out whether or not people were in the country legally. Seriously, how hilarious would that be? Just hire some plasticized, spray-tanned host to tote cameras all over the country and point them at people whose skin looks about his shade … except naturally.

He could even have some cheesy, overly-enunciated catchphrase like “Now we play our game … Legal? Or Illegal?” which he would be dramatically uttered while staring cock-eyed into the camera right before “America” voted on whether or not Juan Such-and-Suchez was in the country legitimately.

We’re not kidding … it would be like Survivor! Only the losers would get deported.

Anyway, chances are our founding editor Sic Willie would be among those “voted off the continent” on such a show after spending a week sunning himself on the South Carolina coast. No joke, people. Home boy is almost a home boy for real! We’re tempted to say his tan looks sexy, but then there’s that whole donkey thing … well, that and the fact he’s well-known to have worked illegally in the past.

We’ll sprinkle in some vacation pics from Sic’s palatial oceanfront abode over the next few days, but to be honest we’re ready to get back to business. After all, El Guapo and Jefe want that weed delivered to the hacienda pronto , people …