Meet The Gay Anti-Gay Alabama AG

By fitsnews • on July 13, 2008

TROY KING ALLEGED TO BE A QUEEN

FITSNews - July 13, 2008 - Get this … the Attorney General of Alabama, who has made a name for himself by hatin’ on homosexuals and trying to ban sex toys, is apparently using a homosexual as his personal sex toy.

According to Wonkette and other outlets, Republican Troy King got caught having sex with a male aide by his wife … on their bed, no less. And according to the Locust Fork Journal in Alabama (because where else would Locust Fork be), the King who would be Queen might be preparing to resign:

A spokesperson for Alabama Governor Bob Riley denied that Attorney General Troy King is preparing to resign in the wake of a massive rumor campaign that has yet to be fully confirmed. The word is, according to multiple sources in Montgomery and elsewhere, that King was recently caught by his wife in a gay affair with a male aide and banished from his home.

According to Tara Hutchison in the executive office of the governor they have heard of no plans in the works for King’s resignation. She said she had not heard that he had been kicked out of his home because of a gay affair.

Governor Bob Riley’s press office refused to return multiple phone calls from this independent press outlet even though some sources accuse Riley of perpetrating the leak. The attorney general’s press office also declined to return phone calls seeking comment.

There are few things in the world that satisfy us quite like watching worthless Bible-thumpers getting caught with their pants down … with other men. Venti mocha frappucinos and strawberry-banana smoothies are certainly on that list, but we honestly can’t think of anything else off the top of our heads at the moment.

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By Daniel Gleason on July 13th, 2008 at 12:35 am

Yes, people falling is so hilarious. Marriages being destroyed by adultery is so satisfying. Children having to deal with their parents splitting up because their dad is worthless is just so satisfying. Great comments, Will. Was your experience with illegal activity “satisfying?” You are saying that hypocrisy is satisfying to you, yet you are practicing such hypocrisy by gloating over other people’s broken relationships due to their bad behavior. Come on.

By It's doo doo, baby! on July 13th, 2008 at 2:47 am

Can’t wait for this to happen here. It’s just a matter of time, after all. Hope you out your friends the way you do guys in other states.

By Clayton Bigsby on July 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am

It does seem like there are a lot of unmarried middle aged men in SC politics…

By LeeG on July 13th, 2008 at 10:58 am

Lindsey Graham is a fag. That is the official position of the Bob Conley campaign. It’s time to let the cat out of the bag and call a spade a spade. The proof: Just go ask Virginia Ellisor, sister-in-law to Michael Ellisor, Joe Wilson’s opponent last election cycle. Michael is the former Chairman of the Lexington County GOP. Virginia even supported Buddy Witherspoon over the bitterness of a close personal friend, who happens to be a gay rights activist and an angry jilted lover of the homosexual incumbent Senator. Lindsey upset his lover when he failed to sign a bill that had a tiny embedded clause that was favorable toward gay marriage, and he is eager explain things on YouTube. Ok, you reporters… go to work… If you’re lucky, you’ll find the really perverted kinky stuff that is tied into Lindsey’s consultant’s in-house benefactor, Charles Hamel, and all of the crazy stuff that goes on at the gay S&M commune out in the woods near Ridgeway SC.

By Sabanation on July 13th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Unless this is breaking news today . . . there hasn’t been a word of this uttered anywhere in Bama. King doesn’t have any fans in the press, so it’s hard to believe the fish wraps haven’t picked this up.

By jason on July 13th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

There’s nothing wrong with a bisexual man. Most American men are bisexual in orientation. It’s just that the media and the porn industry have a double standard, promoting female bisexuality as normal but male bisexuality as abnormal. I call it the bisexual double standard.

Where I do take exception with Troy King is in his hypocrisy and apparentl unfaithfulness to his wife.