Obama’s “Chocolate Salty Balls” Atop Google
“OBAMA NUTS” IS AMERICA’S FAVORITE SEARCH TERM
FITSNews – July 11, 2008 – Ever since the Rev. Jesse Jackson said he wanted to “cut (Barack Obama’s) nuts off,” the nation’s interest in the testicles of the Democratic presidential nominee has apparently gone through the roof.
That’s been good new for this guy, who owns the website Obama’s Chocolate Nuts:
The owner of “Obama’s Chocolate Nuts” is feeling like “the luckiest person on Earth” in the wake of the Rev. Jesse Jackson’s crude remarks about Sen. Barack Obama.
“Who would have thought anybody would use ‘Obama’ and ‘nuts’ in an actual news story?” said David Feingold, a 30-year-old San Diego resident …
He’s right … who would have thunk it. Of course, Obama’s nuts will never be as famous as Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls from South Park (music video above ) … which are memorialized in what is quite possibly the musical achievement of the millennium.
Are we preheating the oven to “three fiddy” and giving that spoon a lick? Awwwww yeah, baby …
Comments
By Julius Caesar on July 11th, 2008 at 9:42 am
disgusting……can’t stand Obama much less his nuts
By Vink on July 11th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Jesse Jackson is no more than a vicious Black thug that fantasizes about castrating other Black Liberal males.
By Liberated on July 11th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Chocolate nuts, yummmmm!
By reggie on July 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
wow you guys are perverts. all you can think about is obamas nuts.
By michael on July 11th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Have any white chocolate nuts?
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on July 12th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
And mr. “vulgarity” wonders why schools block access to his blog.
Momma, would you want young Chester and Mandeee to see this?