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JESSICA SIMPSON HAS THE BEST BREASTS IN HOLLYWOOD?
FITSNews – July 10, 2008 – In an election that has far-reaching implications on the future of the free world, Jessica Simpson has emerged triumphant. That’s right … the readers of InTouch Weekly have designated her breasts the best in Hollywood.
So … if the opinions of a bunch of gossipy women and gay men (about breasts, of all things) interest you, here are the InTouch results:
1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyoncé Knowles
In related news, the readers of InTouch Weekly also believe Heidi and Spencer are a real couple, and that “climate change” is a new fragrance for him and her from Dior.
Oh, and in case you are wondering, the world’s best breasts belong to Keeley Hazell (NSFW here).
Comments
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on July 10th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
sic(k) willie, please decide: political blog or porno site?
If your decision is porn at least post something to make the perverts happy. This kid stuff just makes them mad.
Frankly, the BIN News Staff is bored by your childishness.
By BIN don't like boobies. on July 11th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
But the rest of us do. Politics too.