Doggone Shame
GEORGIA MASCOT GOES TO “AIR-CONDITIONED KENNEL IN THE SKY”
FITSNews - July 3, 2008 - Let’s get one thing straight - we couldn’t hate the Georgia Bulldogs any more if we tried. Their fans have an average IQ of about 40, and on top of that they’re really, really mean. And tend to smell. We’ve been to practically every football stadium in the Southeastern Conference, and there’s no doubt that Georgia fans are the stupidest, stankiest and angriest fans anywhere … especially when they lose to South Carolina on their home field.
Anyway, having said all that, Georgia does have the coolest mascot in the country - an English Bulldog known as “UGA.” And sadly, the latest in a long line of UGA’s (number VI) just passed away:
Uga VI, mascot for Georgia football teams that won six bowl games among 87 victories over a nine-year span, was interred at the university’s football stadium on Monday in a mausoleum with the remains of five predecessors.
Uga VI died from heart failure Friday in his hometown of Savannah. The body of the English bulldog, whose registered name was Uga V’s Whatchagot Loran, was flown to Athens along with his master’s family in the university plane.
The body was carried inside Uga’s kennel on the back of a golf cart across the field at Sanford Stadium on Monday afternoon accompanied by the song, “The Battle Hymn of the Bulldog Nation,” which is played before Georgia football games.
Georgia fans - the few who can read, anyway - certainly have our condolences on their loss. As much as we detest their University and their football team, you gotta love Uga.
By the way, South Carolina and Georgia will face off at 3:30 p.m. on September 13 in Columbia, which could be a big game in the SEC East assuming the Gamecocks don’t lose to Vanderbilt again the week before.
Comments
By BeachGaBulldog on July 3rd, 2008 at 8:56 am
Go Fuck Yourself Asshole! Obviously, you are a COCKSUCKER fan. You win one damn game last year and you think that your shit doesn’t stink. We lead the series by A LOT. You are just jealous. South Carolina fans, along with Florida and Tennessee fans, are the BIGGEST BUNCH OF LOSERS on the planet. I hate everything about all 3 schools. Georgia is the classiest SEC school with the greatest coaches, fans, athletes, alumni, etc. Your COCKLOVERS are too stupid to be able to get into Georgia, so they SETTLE for South Carolina. Take your Cocks, and drop dead, along with the hillbilly Vol fans, and redneck Florida fans.
By Calhoun Fawls on July 3rd, 2008 at 9:11 am
seems to me the dog died just into to be part of a UGA special holiday hash. Word to the wise, don’t eat hash made from a UGA fan ever, ever ever. I don’t care how big her tits are, that hash ain’t safe to eat.
By Jim on July 3rd, 2008 at 11:07 am
I’m glad to see that you could release the anger long enough to pay tribute to UGA VI. Damn Good Dog!
As for your comments about the GA fans, it’s OK. We do get mad when we lose. We haven’t had as much experience at it as the Lamecocks. Maybe you could give us a few tips on how to lose on a perennial basis. That smell is a winning program and tradition. You haven’t had much experience at that, so you wouldn’t know. Maybe we can give you a few tips.
We understand that we have a target on our backs. We’ll deal with it.
By constitutiongirl on July 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Little late on this story or what????????????
By Trey on July 3rd, 2008 at 3:04 pm
#1 pretty much proves everything sic Willie said about Georgia fans. Behind USC and Tennessee fans, they are the biggest bunch of cretins in the southeast.
By Palmetto CPA on July 3rd, 2008 at 10:24 pm
As EDSBS put it so well….”UGA VI died as most Georgians will: pantsless, lacking a high school degree, and suffering from a heart attack.”
All they needed to do was mention he was attempting to lick his testicles at the time. That makes him the all-around perfect mascot for the typical UGA graduate.