Christie Brinkley Will Own Your Testicles
DIVORCE TRIAL DEFINITELY LEANING TOWARD THE UPTOWN GIRL
FITSNews - July 3, 2008 - We have no idea how old former supermodel Christie Brinkley is these days, but we don’t think she’s aged to the point that you’d need to invest $4,000 a month in porn just to keep happy if you were married to her. Or another $300,000 in hush money to the teenager you were banging on the side.
Yet those are the amounts rumored to have been shelled out by Brinkley’s husband, architect Peter Cook, whose day in court yesterday at the couple’s high-profile divorce trial was described as follows:
Just after Christie’s camp basically held up Cook’s testicles for the world to see, she snipped them off and put them in her purse when the 49-year-old Ken doll admitted some of the naughty things he had posted on sex Web sites.
“You’re not proud of what you did, are you?” Cook’s lawyer, Norman Sheresky, asked in a bid to salvage a piece of his client.
“No, I’m not,” Cook replied as tears rolled down to his flawless, tanned jaw.
Revenge? Sure.
Hell hath no fury like a woman who has been scorned and publicly humiliated by a man she loved for 10 years.
Way to go, Christie. We’ve never been big fans of testicles (unnecessary percussion), but given the way men seem to perpetually play with them at all hours of the day, we understand their importance. Perhaps losing his in so public a fashion will teach Cook a lesson, but we doubt it.
Comments
By Lee Ann on July 3rd, 2008 at 8:51 am
First of all, Christie doesn’t need to be married….and 4 x’s? Please…..she’d be better off without a man. Play the field Christie, laugh, have fun, travel, but please don’t marry again!
Second, Peter Cook should have his peter rubbed in saltpeter. He is pure scum!
By Calhoun Fawls on July 3rd, 2008 at 9:20 am
I disagree. She still has some milf miles on her. Sorry young babes, but I’d hit that without apology. Now, paying $4000 each time, well, that is a different story . I was under the belief that MILFS were greatful.
By David on July 3rd, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Two things people have to understand about infidelity: There is old (as in been-there-done-that, not age) and there is new. Christie is smokin’ hot, but her husbands’ addiction to porn infiltrated his brain and he could not control his fantasies. Beware when you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you!
By Lana on July 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Christie’s doing an absolutely marvelous job in skewing this creep of a man she was unfortunately married to. I say, “GO CHRISTI!”
By Samantha on July 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Remember folks, the $300,000.00 hush money pond scum spent to hush his high school sweetie was CHRISTIE’S’ money!! I hope she nails his arrogant arse to the cross, and so far, she’s doing a superb job of it. She should write a book on how to hang your cheating no-good husband out to dry
By evo on July 5th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Christie, no only did you make me your fan, you are an honorary member of CHNO. I wish you all the luck. My you find happiness in your future and may you take pleasure in watching your ex grow old, alone, unloved and unhappy.
Men truly are like little children, selfish, want their own way, unable to emotionally commit and just need to be punished (constantly). Your ex, was just lucky you were a lady because there are a lot of woman, such as myself that would have been more brutal and would have smeared him in a less lady like fashion.