Madonna And A-Rod?

SINGER RUMORED TO BE HOOKING IT UP WITH BASEBALL’S BIGGEST SUPERSTAR

FITSNews – July 1, 2008 – Yes, there was a time when Madonna was the hottest thing on the planet (NSFW here). Even as recently as four years ago, when she was liplocking with Britney Spears, she was still eminently girl-crushworthy. Alas, though, that window of hotness has now closed, as the muscle-bound entertainer now looks like a creature from some B-rate science fiction horror flic.

All of which makes us wonder what on earth she’s doing on the gossip pages with Alex Rodriguez, baseball’s hottest, richest superstar. Both are married, but according to the New York Daily News that hasn’t stopped them from indulging in the occasional late night rendezvous:

Alex Rodriguez has made “numerous” late-night visits to Madonna’s Central Park West apartment, according to a published report.

Rodriguez, 32, has been seen arriving alone, according to US Weekly, and sneaks out of Madge’s building “as late as midnight,” a source told the magazine, adding, “all the doormen are talking.”

Although they’ve been plagued by break-up rumors for years, Madonna’s marriage to Guy Ritchie seems to be on the rocks for real this time, and both have reportedly hired divorce attorneys. A-Rod came under intense scrutiny last year when photos surfaced of him spending time with a woman who was not his wife on a Yankee road trip to Toronto.

You can see a picture of A-Rod’s wife here, and she’s pretty hot. Which begs the question what on earth he’s doing with Madonna, who is old enough to have her own Pyramid … and almost old enough to play the romantic lead in the next Indiana Jones movie.