Archive for July, 2008

Valkyrie Looks Kinda Cool

Valkyrie Looks Kinda Cool

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

EVEN WITH PURPLE PUMA-WEARING ALIEN WORSHIPER TOM CRUISE IN IT FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - Since it’s sort of an unintentional Nazi day around here already, we figured now was as good a time as any to check out the trailer for

No CommentsRead this story »

More Articles

Nazis, Speedos And Your Tax Dollars

Nazis, Speedos And Your Tax Dollars

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

GOD SAVE SOUTH CAROLINA’S BEACHES FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - Honestly, we had a difficult time selecting the right image to go with

6 CommentsRead this story »

Midlands Superintendent Resigns

Midlands Superintendent Resigns

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

ONE DOWN, EIGHTY-FOUR TO GO FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - Less than a month after we published our exquisitely-written expose on the shenanigans

27 CommentsRead this story »

“Cracking Skulls?”

“Cracking Skulls?”

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

HOUSE SPEAKER BOBBY HARRELL’S “BREAKFAST CLUB” STRATEGY FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - Angry over the untimely demise of his gubernatorial

13 CommentsRead this story »

Were We Right?

Were We Right?

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

LIEBERMAN STILL RUMORED AS POSSIBLE GOP VEEP PICK FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - We first wrote back in March about former Democratic

No CommentsRead this story »

Yikes

Yikes

By fitsnews • on July 31, 2008

GET A BETTER-LOOKING MISTRESS, JOHN EDWARDS FITSNews - July 31, 2008 - You know, if we were kabillionaire trial lawyers like John Edwards,

14 CommentsRead this story »

Big Mac’s Attack …

Big Mac’s Attack …

By fitsnews • on July 30, 2008

…IS NOT MUCH OF AN ATTACK AT ALL By Mande Wilkes FITSNews - July 30, 2008 - As Salt ‘n Pepa astutely observed, “opinions are like assholes and everybody’s got one” - particularly those seeking to determine the advisability and effectiveness of

6 CommentsRead this story »