And Today Gets Even More Depressing

RUSSIAN MODEL HURLS HERSELF OFF NINTH STORY OF NEW YORK BUILDING

FITSNews - June 30, 2008 - Fresh off the news of an amusement ride decapitation, we now learn that a Russian supermodel has committed suicide by throwing herself off the ninth-story of her New York City apartment.

According to the Telegraph UK , twenty-year-old Ruslana Korshunova (editor’s note: garble garble garble ), had been hinting at a deep depression in posts she made on a social networking website:

In one message three months ago she wrote: “I’m so lost. Will I ever find myself?”

An earlier posting, quoted by the New York Daily News, she wrote: “It hurts, as if someone took a part of me, tore it out, mercilessly stomped all over and threw it out.” One cryptic entry in March reads: “My dream is to fly. Oh, my rainbow it is too high.”

Other postings revealed anger.

In March she wrote: “I’m a bitch. I’m a witch. I don’t care what you say … I know why my other relationships didn’t work out, ’cause I’m unpredictable.”

Geez. We know chicks were taking it pretty hard that Sic Willie got married, but please, for the love of Glaven, there are considerably less painful ways of doing yourself in than this. Like guns, for example.