Sex, Lies And Educrats

By fitsnews • on June 27, 2008

COMING NEXT WEEK – AN EXCLUSIVE, INSIDE LOOK AT ONE SCHOOL DISTRICT’S SORDID MESS

FITSNews – June 27, 2008 – It’s rare when a story comes along that weaves multiple newsworthy elements together into a seamless tale of lust, lies and corruption. It’s even better (well, worse if you’re a taxpayer) if that story involves taxpayer-funded educrats intent on wasting even more of your money.

But maybe … just maybe … the truth will make a difference this time.

Stay tuned next week for a FITSNews exclusive report that will expose one district’s sordid personnel problems and chronic inability to play it straight with local taxpayers.

You won’t believe what you read … in fact, this story’s so hot we’ve already been threatened several times that we’ll be sued if we publish it … which incidentally is not the reason the educrat-sympathetic mainstream media passed on it.

They passed because it would paint a picture of our public schools they just don’t want you to hear …

Comments

By Riff Raff on June 27th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

Oops, thought Wil was auditioning for another production of RHPS… cast as Frank it might work, but you need Lithium Boy to play Brad.

By Mrs. Peacock on June 27th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

Go for it Willie. I can only hope the sordid mess engulfs Lexington School District One in freakin’ Cataclysmia!

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on June 27th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

sic(k) willie,

If you’ve been told once you’ve been told eleventy Brazillion times not to wear your fishnet stockings with leopard skin spike heels.

They make you look slutty, cheap and trashy. They expose you for what you really are: slutty, cheap and trashy. Besides you don’t have the legs for heels. But that look fits your fitsnews porn site image.

The BIN News Staff is looking forward to your next attack on children and public education. All we’re wondering is who’s financing your next attack? SCRG (again), Voice for School Scams, Tinkerbell?

We all know how reliable(not) your scam exclusives have been in the past. There have been so many exclusive willie scams.

For example, the Midlands’ elected official you claimed had a Strom problem. Still waiting for the details you promised. The FOI request you made for the gubner’s laptop computer. Yawn.

Our staff only hopes your future willie scams will include reliable sources (for a change) with source names (for a change).

You have as much credibility as a cheap (male) political consultant in fishnet stockings and leopard skin high heels. See photo above.

BIN News Editorial Staff – Flair and Balance

By Can't wait to rEad... on June 28th, 2008 at 6:47 am

ThE rEal scandal is thE way that thE StatE totally swEpt this undEr thE rug in its “covEragE.” PS…wErEn’t the random capital lEttErs a warning sign from thE bEginning?

By * on June 28th, 2008 at 8:42 am

#3 Must be an unemployed criminal profiler. Or an unemployed criminal.

By * on June 28th, 2008 at 10:08 am

Revision: #’s 3 & 4 m/b unemployed criminals.

By mikey g on June 28th, 2008 at 11:02 am

not sure if #4 could be a criminal, but his/her danged keyboard seems to need fixin.

By #4 knows... on June 28th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

Ha! Nothing wrong with #4’s keyboard. It’s a hint on the story to come.

By 10% on June 28th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

LatE BrEaking StorEy….. ComputEr virus causEs all kEyboards to typE capital E!!!!!!!

By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on June 28th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

#4, #5, #6, #7, #8, #9 are sic(k) willie boosting his hit count. Yawn.

By JP Sartre on June 28th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

BIN – every time I post a comment to this site it seems to be followed by one in which you suggest that I am not me, but rather a figment of Will Folks’ imagination. This has become a major existential crisis in my life. Either I don’t really exist …or maybe this site has some other interested readers? (None that could possibly be as obsessed with it as you seem to be, of course…talk about “yawn”…how about making the same comment a few more times…)

If Will actually publishEs what I’m prEdicting, hE won’t nEEd any hElp with his hit count. GuEss wE’ll all havE to wait and sEE?

By * on June 28th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

#10 is a Hyper-Sic-Willie-Obsessed, unemployed criminal.

BIN – you need more help than we can give you here @ FITSNews.

By 10% on June 29th, 2008 at 10:24 am

#3 & #10 is the same freakin idiot. Burp.