FITSNews – June 26, 2008 – It’s funny, a minute ago we were positively ravenous. We could have eaten a pile of bricks, people. Now, though, not even our non-fat yogurt and strawberries look appetizing.

What happened? Well, we discovered that Mini-Me has a sex tape. From TMZ:

Yes, that’s Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple’s apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris’ video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

Uhhh … we know there are some freaks out there who enjoy midget porn, but to us there’s something more than a little bit disturbing about toddler-size people “getting it on.” We appreciate the fact that Mini Me can do a lot of things that big people do, but this is one we wish we’d never discovered.

You can link to the Mini Me sex tape here if you want, but our bet is that your computer will spit at you and inadvertently forward your e-mail address to the pedderass police.