Honeymooning Can Be Hazardous To Your Fantasy Team
FARTKNOCKERS PLUMMET FROM FOURTH TO EIGHTH PLACE IN GREAT SANTINI STANDINGS
FITSNews – June 23, 2008 – Last year, Sic Willie’s legendary FITS Fartknockers fantasy baseball squad was one fateful day away from capturing its first ever Great Santini League championship.
This year, the Fartknockers are flirting with the Santini cellar after sluggish stars, a rash of injuries and “owner inattention” have collaborated to derail what appeared at the start of the season to be a competitive squad.
In fact, during his recent honeymoon, the Fartknockers dropped from fourth place to eighth place in the Santini standings, the team’s lowest dip in the standings in more than two years.
Obviously Mrs. Sic Willie is keeping our boy a little bit too distracted to focus on his team …
Comments
By The Great Santini Himself on June 23rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Ozzie Guillen can whip this team into shape pronto. Or, maybe Elvira, but it would hurt more. BTW, does your ballpark have vines on the outfield wall? With grapes?
By REAL news on June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
So your baseball team is a lot like your political consulting business.