Economy Takes Businesses Back to Basics

By Mande • on June 19, 2008
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… AT LEAST FOR NOW

By Mande Wilkes

FITSNews – June 19, 2008 - Since the media is determined to be total killjoys about America’s worsening economy, we’ve decided to shine some light on the silver lining of recession.

Specifically, it’s beginning to look like Americans are getting a long-overdue swift kick in the pants – in the form of a pinch in their pockets. For too long, Americans – even the middle and lower class Americans – have lived like kings compared to their counterparts in other nations, flouting the principles of hard work and deferred gratification on which this country once prospered. We got used to “big, cheap, fast, and easy … ” and we’re not just talking about Sic’s taste in women.

We worked sort of hard, played really hard, and forgot to check the price tag attached to the high life, which now looms all the larger against the glaring fluorescence of a poor economy.

So far, the recession appears to be the belated wake-up call America needed to get back in touch with reality. Businesses are zealously trimming the fat, eliminating some of the unfettered excess that got us in this mess to begin with.

Big airlines, although not technically in trouble because the government is their sugar daddy, have begun to aggressively cut overhead in the face of burgeoning fuel costs. They’ve implemented stricter luggage fees, with at least two companies going so far as to charge for even a single checked bag. Perhaps people will think twice before lugging those hefty Manolos? And then perhaps they’ll think twice about buying them in the first place? Nice domino effect …

Some air carriers have stopped serving complimentary snacks. Again, this kills two birds with one stone. The airlines save money and America deals with its collective weight problem. Seriously, who among us really needs that free bag of chips? If we want to eat in-flight, we’re going to have to pay for it. Hey, hydrogenated oil ain’t free, you know.

Additionally, one airline is “trying to eliminate unnecessary quantities of extra water” to reduce the planes’ weight. Well yeah, it’s unnecessary! Only in roaring economic times can a business get away with doing totally unnecessary stuff just because.

And again with the domino effect: eliminating water waste is good for the environment, people.

Looks like this recession might actually be good for business. Or maybe, in true American fashion, we’ll return to our glorious excess as soon as we can free up some credit to burn through again. Never can tell …

Of course, these cost-cutting changes could be permanent if the government would actually allow the market to adjust itself instead of riding in like knights in shining armor to save businesses – and people – from themselves.

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Comments

By Not only that on June 19th, 2008 at 7:25 am

Can anyone make this woman stop?

By Toyota Kawesaki on June 19th, 2008 at 7:38 am

Worked sort of hard only person who does that is you.Mabey you and Gov.Moonbeam can ride off in the sunset together with yalls matching button down shirts

By rick on June 19th, 2008 at 9:16 am

Gee Mommy, can I move back home? I confess that I’ve worked hard, used the money to support my wife and children in the best lifesyle I can afford. I’m sorry Mommy that I’ve thought little of the suffering of the people around the world. Ever since George invaded Iraq which released a country from the hands of a tyrannical government while using my tax money and has impoverished my children/grandchildren, I’ve been listening to vapid mush from people like you tell me that I’m not entitled to use my money as I see fit. I admit, I should care about the other countries in the world that live under the dictates of tyrants, children dying because their countries leaders don’t care or find them useless…What I shouldn’t care about is a bag of peanuts. Fly if I need or want to…the airline industry will use those peanuts to entice me during good times and elimenate them during bad times. It’s a free market solution to a problem. Want to be of help…gain some understanding of nongovernmental free market solutions. Environmental value….mush speak for I’m smarter than you and feel I can tell you what to worry about.

By pedant on June 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Mande seems to have trouble with basic verb subject agreement. Let’s just take the first sentence of this post:

“Since the media is determined to be total killjoys about America’s worsening economy, we’ve decided to shine some light on the silver lining of recession.”

“The media is” suggests media is singular. So why “killjoys” in plural? Plus, “shine some light” – hackneyed much? And “silver lining OF recession”? Learn some grammar!

By Guero on June 20th, 2008 at 6:51 am

Grtammar is the least of her worries. Muddled thinking and cliched phrases seem to flow from the keyboards at this site. The Good Samaritan idiocy she began her postings with seems to have been just the harbinger of continued confused reasoning and an expose of her Jefferson Davis Lee Jackson Hammond Segregation Academy edukation.

By -.- on June 20th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

My guess is posters 1, 2, 4 and 5 are journalists of some sort at one of the other publications around here. Writers or other citizens that haven’t really been allowed to voice opinions other than their “bosses’ ” .

[You can tell I am not a journalist, or I would know in which order to put the ' , the . , and the " !!!!!!! But I am glad there are English teachers all across this great country WHO REALLY CARE which order they go in. It is very important stuff to know when trying to state your case, etc. ]

Toodle Loo!!!

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