A Week Without Sic
WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH OURSELVES?
FITSNews – June 13, 2008 – For those of you who thought the whole Sic Willie getting hitched thing was just a joke, it turns out our founding editor is honest-to-gawd 100% getting married … like, tomorrow.
Yeah … we’re still in a state of shock ourselves, but with Sic on his honeymoon next week you can expect to see precious few blog posts from us over the next eight or nine days.
Oh, and we tried to get Sic to relax his sphincter muscle a little bit and let us post some stuff ourselves, but alas that thing is puckered up tighter than a snare drum at an anti-sodomy rally.
Anyway, we do have a few posts lined up for the coming days so our legions of fans can get still their FITS fix, and we may even have a couple of our infamous “undorsements” of South Carolina politicians to share with you toward the middle of next week.
Comments
By veronica corningstone on June 13th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Will Folks, Baby!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
By India on June 13th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Have an awesome wedding and honeymoon! What’s up with the timing during a run off?! What are we going to do with ourselves without your updates?! Seriously, have a great time and shut all of this out of your mind and enjoy your time with your new wife. Congratulations!!
By b on June 13th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I hope that wedding dress covers up her bruises.
By Earl on June 13th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I’ll share those sentiments. Congratulations, good luck, and best wishes.
By Toyota Kawesaki on June 13th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Grown men in jerseys??????????
By b on June 13th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Seriously though, she should trade out her maid of honor for a corner man.
By DottedLineGirl on June 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Ditto, Sic One!!!
P.S. I can’t help but think of the Alice Cooper song :
…18, 18, 18, 18 and I like it………
[the Sic One's perennial age]
By backyard burger on June 13th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Love ya, Will
ditto CONGRATS
Pass the Beer on this one!
By Veritas on June 13th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Congratulations! I hope we see a post on the good ole boys f—ing up the Virgin Islands.
By Congrats on June 13th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Hey man, this is a great thing and I hope for the best for you… just don’t loose the edginess in this blog when you get hitched!
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' ... on June 13th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Congrats, Sic and Mrs. Sic! I hope the wedding and honeymoon are awesome, and look forward to your return.
By T on June 13th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
You finally found someone worth your love and devotion! I’m so happy for you guys. You got a great girl! And she loves you so much! :)
By Lee Cole on June 13th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Congrats buddy.
By Dame Ethel Krabitz on June 14th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Congratulations! All the best to you and your new wife. Marriage is a mixed bag. Sometimes it’s great. Sometimes it sucks. Evidently, it is a metaphor for life itself.
However, it sucks more when there are stepkids involved. So here’s to your future, hopefully sans the steppies. Again, All the best to the 2 of you!
By Mr. Blackwell on June 14th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Hey now on the stepkids…As a “step kid” myself, I thank God my dad married my mother despite her “baggage” when I was 3. There are special men, like Will, who will take a child and love them like their own. Hats off to those guys.
By Natasha on June 14th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Congrats Sic! Remember this day for a long time, the feeling of wedding day is only trumped by one thing, the day you welcome little mini-me’s!!! :)
By Agnes on June 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
It’s going to be a l-o-n-g week without the Sickest One. I hope they don’t get arrested.
By Foxybloggers on June 15th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Congrats Will and Katrina!! We wish you both much happiness and joy in life.I think that it is awesome that you are going to be a stepdad. What a blessed little boy!! Much love-
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