Rock Paper Scissors Is Popular
AND SCISSORS BEATS PAPER, FYI
FITSNews - June 11, 2008 - In keeping with our effort to educate South Carolina voters about what is (and isn’t) pornography, the picture above is not pornography, but there’s a good chance that some pornography is about to happen. We’re just guessing, of course …
Anyway, our real reason for showing you that delightful pre-pornographic image (danka, StripGameCentral) is to wax as only we can wax about the mad rise in popularity of Rock Paper Scissors … you know, that game you play outside the car to figure out who gets shotgun and who has to ride on the “bitch seat.”
Believe it or not, Rock Paper Scissors has its own professional league now - and their annual tournament just got picked up by FOX. How do we know all this? Well, as international sensations we’re now on all sorts of PR e-mail lists, and yeah … if the name of the chick sending us the press release “sounds hot” to Sic Willie, he orders us to write something about it.
As for a professional Rock Paper Scissors league, we could go for that - but only if its rules conformed with one of our favorite all-time Bud Light commercials …
Comments
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on June 11th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
The one on the left works for SCRG, and the other is a receptionist for S.C. Club for Growth. Soft core porn is still porn, sic(k) willie.
And every day you post on this pathetic little blog you demonstrate what the word obscene means.
By into politics but not into porn on June 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Oh now, don’t be so predictable. You’re letting your pride get in the way. Think it through — don’t prove them right. Stick it out by sticking to the news. That way people like me can still recommend this site. Please, no nasty stuff.
By disappointed on June 11th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
The regular FITSGIRLS dog those skanks. On such a great day for you why has the quality of the gals gone down?
By fitsnews on June 11th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Disappointed,
We’re with you, but it’s important to note that the two of them are in fact playing Rock Paper Scissors.
We strive for authenticity around here, and sometimes you have to make sacrifices.
-FITSNews
By Earl on June 12th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Maybe it’s just us, but these ladies look a little older, so this must be a really deep sociocultural examination of how older adults have begun to embrace the games commonly played by adolescents. This depiction of this important act of social bonding offers valid insights, while challenging us to consider our own rigid positions.
It is rather hard for us, but we must accept the values of others must differ, and learn to appreciate what their positions may have to offer. We should approach such matters with our eyes wide open.
Pornography is material with no value. We would argue this photograph is rich in meaning and has great value. Contrary to certain regressive opinons, we believe that such material is well accepted by many readers.
While many may not want to admit it, the values of this author are indeed our own. The ladies in the picture give a certain kind of orality to our own wishes, and for that, we are truly grateful and stand at attention.
Oh man oh man, are those chicks f***in’ hot or what?!?
By disappointed on June 12th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Dear Will,
Indeed, if “you feel my pain” then perhaps I can manage to continue to be a faithful visitor and I must say enlightened after your explanation. The fact that two blondes are simultaneously playing rock, papers, and scissors at the same time is a Renaissance of sorts. Please accept my humblest apologies for the error in my doubt.
Have a good one man, and keep up the good work. However, a really hot looking FITSGAL posted in the next few days might prevent me from further psychological harm, and paying a trailer park lawyer 50 bucks to write you a nasty letter.
Do we have a compromise?
By Monkeydarts on June 12th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Thanks for that picture. My idiot cousin was looking for a TV cabinet like that so I forwarded him the link. He printed the picture and is going to show it at the furniture stores so they know what he’s looking for.
He gave me a $1 off coupon at Chik-Fil-A as a thank you. So, stopping here was worth a buck to me. Cool! (Fries and drink not included.)
By q. on June 12th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
FITS,
Normalerweise buchstabieren wir “danke” mit “e” anstatt “a” auf Deutsch. Nächste mal, schreib nur auf Englisch, oke? Du bist wirklich zu stumm für Deutsch. Unterdessen, verpiss dich!
~Herr Quintus
By old bike dude on June 12th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I was just off camera. I was the prize. ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz
By Ed on September 12th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The two girls pictured (Ronda [left] and Kamilia [right]) are indeed playing Rock-Paper-Scissors. In case anyone is wondering “pornography” isn’t about to happen. StripGameCentral.com features female nudity but nothing obscene and strictly no sex. It’s an erotica site only.
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