WHAT DOES “STARTING THE CLOCK” MEAN?
FITSNews – June 9, 2008 – As much as we’ve defended our bad boy founding editor Sic Willie in the past, his comments in our editorial board meeting this morning about Jessica Alba‘s new baby Honor Marie Warren were a little over the top.
“When she’s seventeen, I’ll be fifty,” Sic said. “That could work.”
Wow. Of course Sic didn’t say actually say that, we’re just trying to get a rise out of people. How come? Well, because teasing is fun. Especially when babies or people with disabilities are involved. After all, in a world desperate to be offended, somebody’s got to do the offending.
Congrats to Jessica and her husband Cash Warren, though. “Honor Marie” is actually one of the cooler celebrity baby names we’ve ever heard of …
