FINALLY – AN EXCUSE TO JOKE ABOUT DEPRESSION
FITSNews – June 5, 2008 – Since our website makes fun of everybody, why the hell should depressed people be any different? Particularly when they also happen to be celebrities making millions of dollars to prance and preen on command. Seriously, we don’t care if the suicide hotline people do blow a gasket, Kirsten Dunst going to rehab for depression is too good to pass up:
Kirsten told E! that she decided to go public with her battle against the illness after finding herself the subject of speculation in the press.
“There’s been a lot of misrepresentation about what is going on in my life, and it’s been very painful for my friends and family,” she says. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”
Obviously, it shouldn’t be gossiped about, except of course to speculate in a highly invasive and offensive manner as to what on earth could have caused Snaggletooth‘s depression.
Our guess is it has something to do with “nasty, sharp, pointy teeth,” which would ordinarily be frightening did they not invoke a hilarious Monty Python reference. Seriously, sand those puppies down, get some head gear and you’ll be right as rain, Kirsten …
By the pickle June 11, 2008 at 2:49 pm
curious…have you ever suffered from depression? No easy path out and the stigma of it keeps people from talking…good for snaggletooth for coming out and talking about it!