Tinkerballed

DISNEY DUMPS ONE OF OUR FAVORITES

FITSNews – June 2, 2008 – We really don’t care what anybody else says – Brittany Murphy and Maggie Gyllenhaal are train smoke hot, people. In fact, when we learned that Brittany was going to play Tinker Bell in an upcoming Disney movie, our joy knew no bounds.

Well until today, that is. From Mickey News:

As you may remember, Tinker Bell has never talked before. In previous movies she speaks with the voice of chimes or a bell, but no human understands her other than Peter Pan. Obviously that has to change for a line of movies following the famous fairy, and King of the Hill star Brittany Murphy was given the part. This week it was announced that someone else now has the job: Mae Whitman.

The good news in all this, of course, is that Brittany still speaks to us in a language that only we can understand. The other good news is that with her Hollywood career now officially in the gutter, she’s just one B-movie flop away from full-on porn. Yippee!