SHOOT US IN THE UTERUSES, PEOPLE
FITSNews – May 31, 2008 – You know, the irony here is that since Sic Willie (the ultimate chauvinist pig) is getting hitched, he’ll probably be the only FITSNews staffer to actually go see the new Sex and the Old People movie. There’s certainly no way in hell our new uber-heterosexual film critic DJ Slick is going to review it, and as for the rest of the FITS gals, well, we’re not getting hot flashes just yet.
Anyway, despite mixed reviews, the S&TC flic is apparently still the be-all, end-all of some people’s lives. For example:
(M.K.) is nine months pregnant and due on May 30, but that’s not why there’s a big red circle around the date on her calendar.
“That’s the day the ‘Sex and the City’ movie comes out and I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it,” she said.
For weeks she’s been asking around for an advance DVD but with no success. When she found out some theatres were showing an advanced screening on May 29, she jumped at the opportunity to buy tickets.
“I’m so afraid, I’m going into labour any day now,” she said. “This just buys me one more day.”
We’re not saying that this woman has her priorities out of whack or anything like that. Nor are we saying that her unborn child is destined for a life of raging homosexuality. All we’re saying is that perhaps having your water break right in the middle of Carrie and Big’s wedding may not be all that appetizing to fellow movie-goers.
Nobody likes amniotic fluid on their popcorn, people …
By Barnaby Jones May 31, 2008 at 8:57 am
Not a good way to start your marriage, Sic. It appears your fiance already has your testicles securely stored in a lock box under the bed.
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' ... May 31, 2008 at 10:25 am
I agree with Barnaby … better give the fiancé a good whuppin’ to remind her who’s in charge!
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By Angela October 23, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Take a joke people and live a little. It’s called a story.