Sarah McLachlan Is Building A Mystery …

… IN SIC WILLIE’S PANTS

FITSNews – May 29, 2008 – Musician and animal lover Sarah McLachlan has always been our founding editor Sic Willie‘s favorite everything … in fact, a lengthy study of his excessive masturbatory tendencies over the past two decades recently concluded that she is his top “go-to” image of all-time.

Which, when you think about it, may be sweetest compliment anyone has ever been paid.

Anyway, we’re sure that the first known photos of McLachlan frolicking in a bikini will no doubt spike that average and warm the soulful singer’s heart in a way that all her previous humanitarian and animal-itarian efforts have failed.

Sweet surrender? Check and check, baby!

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Comments

  1. By Adia May 29, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=7261

    Thanks yet again for regurgitating content from What Would Tyler Durden Do.

    Reply

  2. By fitsnews May 29, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    Adia,

    Actually, we regurgitated it from The Superficial, and credited them with our link. Sadly, we haven’t been to Tyler’s site today, but we’ll definitely check it out …

    -FITSNews

    Reply

  3. By abc May 30, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    now that’s just nasty

    Reply

  4. By Tom June 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Chunky Monky

    Reply

  5. By musicfan June 8, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    abc and tom: you probably look like pigs. she’s a mom of two kids – she looks great. go look for porn some place else.

    Reply

  6. By Pinata, Baby.... September 6, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    If it was Sara Evans, we’d have something to talk about!!!!

    I’m just sayin’….

    Reply

  7. By Mike Reino September 10, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    I’m getting out my checkbook and sending some dough to the ASPCA immediately…

    Reply

  8. By Toyota Kawaski September 15, 2008 at 8:50 am

    libs like Sick love other libs just ax gov moonbeam

    Reply

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