NATIONAL COMMITTEE CANDIDATE BEGS THE QUESTION
FITSNews – May 28, 2008 – We’ve always wondered what planet South Carolina Republican Activist Drew McKissick resided on, because if the answer is “earth” you’d have to go back to at least the 1950′s to make that math work.
Seriously, McKissick (as evidenced by his bumper sticker above) is one of those radical right wingers who makes guys like Pat Robertson seem tolerant. Sure, we agree with Bible-thumpers on things like taking out America’s enemies and what not, but we also like to have sex with the lights on – in (gasp) non-missionary positions. Which they think is “of the devil.”
Anyway, McKissick is running for National Republican Committee something-or-other, an election which interests us about as much as which shoe we put on first in the morning.
Look, people, Republicans are in big trouble, in part because they went out and spent tax dollars like Democrats and in part because believe it or not, most people really don’t like “missionary with the lights off.” The notion that the “South Carolina anything” – let alone the South Carolina God Squad – is key to turning Republicanism around is like saying that the Yankees should sign Mickey Mantle to get them out of the AL East cellar this year.
Like we said, it ain’t 1950 anymore …
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By Upstater001 May 28, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Are you saying that is the bumper sticker on Drew McKissick’s car?
By Pickle May 28, 2008 at 8:58 pm
How come he’s got crooks like 1-900-VAN-HIPP backing him? Maybe McKissick is more of a horn dog than you give him credit for being?
By Osama Who? May 29, 2008 at 6:03 am
Osama bin laden would vote for Bush again if he could but his second pick would be McCain. Neither have tried to kill or capture him – and he will probably die of old age – as McCain and Bush have us bogged down in Iraq and Afghanistan – killing Muslims who did us no harm.