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“HOTTEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION” STRUTS HER STUFF (NOT THE DOG)
FITSNews – May 28, 2008 – In all fairness to Jennifer Love Hewitt, we’ve probably been a little too hard on her in the past … like here, here, here, here and here, for example.
Of course in all fairness to us , her rear end is so big it has its own “upper buttosphere.”
Anyway, in an effort to make amends we’re trying to think of something nice to say about Hewitt’s “ba-dam ba-donk.” Like the fact that it really could be our last, best line of defense in the event a giant meteor ever comes hurtling through outer space on a collision course with our planet.
In that case, bravo to you planetary savior!
UPDATE – Earlier this month, Hewitt was honored as the most attractive female on television, which we assume is a “waist up” award. Sure, widescreen technology is advancing, but not by that much, people.
Comments
By how the mighty have fallen on May 28th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
can’t we just let hot JLH rest in peace? no more pictures of non-hot JLH. they make me sad.
By Reader on May 29th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Get a “that made me cry” button for your toolbar. Glenn Beck is getting one added to his memorabilia line.
Ref: Glenn Beck on Sharon Stone. Sometime this week.
By Sami on May 30th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Leave Jennifer alone! I think she looks beautiful. So what if she isnt all glamed up, would you get all pretty just to walk a dog I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!
By caami.- on August 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 pm
jenn is the most beautiful woman in the world?
she’s amazing.
I LOVE HER!
xoxo
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