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“HOTTEST WOMAN ON TELEVISION” STRUTS HER STUFF (NOT THE DOG)

FITSNews – May 28, 2008 – In all fairness to Jennifer Love Hewitt, we’ve probably been a little too hard on her in the past … like here, here, here, here and here, for example.

Of course in all fairness to us , her rear end is so big it has its own “upper buttosphere.”

Anyway, in an effort to make amends we’re trying to think of something nice to say about Hewitt’s “ba-dam ba-donk.” Like the fact that it really could be our last, best line of defense in the event a giant meteor ever comes hurtling through outer space on a collision course with our planet.

In that case, bravo to you planetary savior!

UPDATE – Earlier this month, Hewitt was honored as the most attractive female on television, which we assume is a “waist up” award.  Sure, widescreen technology is advancing, but not by that much, people.