Celine Dion Is Feeling Bloated

SINGER USES 6.5 MILLION GALLONS OF WATER?

FITSNews – May 27, 2008 – Since we want to shoot ourselves in the face every time we hear Celine Dion singing that God-awful song from Titanic , it gives us great pleasure to report that the Canadian vocalist is apparently going through water faster than water went through the doomed ocean liner:

The Palm Beach Post did a study of local water usage and found Celine Dion’s 5.7 acres in Jupiter, Florida, used about 6.5 million gallons of water in a year.

That’s more than 250 times the amount of water the average resident uses, or equivalent to filling a 50-gallon bathtub every four minutes.

Either Celine Dion is opening a new Sea World theme park in her backyard or she’s an environmental nuisance on par with the book of Genesis. Either way, that Titanic song still sucks, people …

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  1. By sophia sobya October 20, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Ilove u sister celine dion

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  2. By Linda Smith February 8, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    If one cannot say anything good about someone, why bother to say anything at all?

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