Women Have Needs May 22, 2008
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AND DENISE RICHARDS IS NO DIFFERENT, PEOPLE
FITSNews - May 22, 2008 - It’s not really going out on a limb to say that 100% of the participants in the Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen marriage are 100% bat-shit crazy. Seriously, we have scientists who can back that statement up with stuff they studied in test tubes and experiments they performed on lab rats.
Anyway, Sheen thinks the 9/11 attacks against America were some alien/ robot/ government conspiracy, while Richards thinks that $100,000 a month isn’t sufficient child support/ alimony from Sheen:
“Denise gets $52,000 a month tax-free in child support. Most people in America can figure out how to live on that, but Denise can’t?”
Denise also received $60,000 a month for two years in alimony from Charlie. She also gets a payday from Charlie’s hit show, “Two And A Half Men.”
Richards will make upwards of $25 million from the show alone.
Of course some habits are kind of expensive, so it’s easy to see how $1.2 million a year in tax-free, interest-bearing American dollars might not cut it.
Accordingly, we have to side with Denise regarding this dust-up, which we promise has nothing to do with the fact that she loves getting naked and making out with other girls. It’s all about a careful examination of the merits of the case, people.
In fact, after conducting a thorough review of those merits, a jury in Sic Willie’s pants recently awarded Denise full custody of his heart and eleventy kabillion dollars - tax-free, of course.
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You Sway You Pay……….Sorry Charlie
god don’t you miss those mid to late-90’s strappy sandals? rawrrrrr