Proposing?

JUSTIN’S GONNA POP THE QUESTION TO JESSICA

FITSNews – May 19, 2008 – Although it would be incredibly romantic, we’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that Justin Timberlake won’t be using the whole “Dick In A Box” plan when he finally pops the question to actress Jessica Biel, a proposal which The Sun says is imminent:

One source said Jessica has not been drinking recently, sparking pregnancy rumours. They added: “Justin is 27 and thinking about marriage and kids.”

“For the first time in his life he is feeling settled and has definitely decided to pop the question to Jessica.”

“He is so happy with her. They spent quite a bit of time apart recently when Justin was working with Madonna. That made him certain Jessica was the person he wanted to spend the rest of his life with.”

We’re not trying to impugn Timberlake’s reasoning here, but spending time with Madonna is probably enough to make any man commit to any living thing on the planet not  named Madonna. Sure she was hot as hell back in 1989, but somehow in the intervening two decades she turned into one of those butch girls they dispatch to defeat the Terminator.

Oh, for those of you hoping to talk Jessica out of marrying Justin, she’ll be back in Columbia, S.C. soon as the film “Nailed” – which is shooting at the S.C. State House – is reportedly back on track after encountering financial difficulties last week.