Twins?

BRANGELINA’S ADDING TWO TO THE BROOD

FITSNews – May 14, 2008 – Since the population of the Jolie-Pitt family already rivals that of several small developing nations (combined), the news that the couple is expecting twins probably shouldn’t come as much of a surprise.  After all, they’re breeding an army, people. 

The news of the “fetusi” was spilled on the Today show yesterday morning by Jolie’s “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Jack Black, an exchange tenderly retold below by the AP: 

The twins will be the 5th and 6th children for Jolie and Pitt. She didn’t volunteer the information until Black dropped the hint, joking that the couple will “have as many as (the) ‘Brady Bunch’ when you have these.”

“It’s confirmed?” followed “Today” interviewer Natalie Morales.

“Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already,” Jolie said. “Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

“Is that true?”, Black said jokingly.

“Yeah, you did,” Jolie replied.

“Sorry,” Black said.

Frankly, we think sharing a uterus would suck. We’re not trying to be selfish or anything, but isn’t it already kinda cramped up in there? Also, the thought of these women who have six and seven babies at a time is even scarier. Imagine being the last one out … at that point all the doctors and nurses are probably like “whatever.” Plus, you know your name is going to suck because they wasted all the good ones on your “older” brothers and sisters.

Also, is it just us or do multiple babies not always come out early and looking kinda like aliens?

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