Know Your Geography, Kids
WHAT RIVER FLOWS NORTH, THROUGH THE DESERT TO THE DELTA AT … HEY … WAIT A MINUTE!
FITSNews - May 15, 2008 - Amazingly, that’s not a low-orbit NASA satellite picture of the Nile River Valley up there, it’s … gasp … a celebrity boob.
Yeah … color us shocked. Honestly, we thought we were providing a valuable geography lesson for South Carolina schoolkids (you know, since all of their maps got stolen), but damn if our best laid educational plans weren’t foiled! We’ll get you for this, you pervert, whoever you are!
Anyway, since we’re obviously staring at boobs now … anybody wanna guess whose they are? Here’s a hint - she’s dating a Hobbit …
If you said “Christina Aguleria,” come on down, you’ve won one of her custom makeovers!
Yippee!
Comments
By borat on May 15th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
nice, very nice.
By Calhoun Fawls on May 16th, 2008 at 2:43 am
Any man who has children with this woman can rest assured his children will be well fed.