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BECAUSE SOMETIMES JIGGLING THE HANDLE ISN’T ENOUGH

FITSNews - May 11, 2008 - We have no idea what environmental nuisance this guy is protesting against, but we’re definitely thinking about staging a “No Mega-Dump” protest of our own outside of the FITSNews bathroom.

Why? Because our founding editor should be on the Department of Homeland Security’s terrorist watchlist the way he blows up bathrooms.

Seriously, somebody open a window in here!

Comments

By Natasha on May 12th, 2008 at 5:27 am

I think I just threw up - a little bit - in my mouth…OMG FITS!!!! YUCK