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THE GREAT S.C. LAW SCHOOL DEBATE IS OFFICIALLY SETTLED

FITSNews – May 8, 2008 – Since we’ve gotten like eleventy kabillion comments on our recent post about the Charleston School of Law, we figured it was probably time we injected some of our Solomon-esque wisdom into the debate over which law school is South Carolina’s best …

Frankly, this whole tit-for-tat reminds us of a midget boxing match … “in the garnet trunks, standing a 4′ 2″, 90 lbs. with a record of ‘unbelievably sh*tty’ is the University of South Carolina Law School. In the pink flamingo trucks, standing at 3′ 11”, 88 lbs. with a record of “ridiculously sh*tty,” is the Charleston School of Law.”

Who’s better? Please, people. We all live in South Carolina for crying out loud. Nothing is “better,” it’s just “less sh*tty.” In fact, we’d like to settle the matter once and for all by dropping both midgets on their heads, and whichever one bounces the highest is the weiner. People are used to being dropped on their heads as babies here, right? Oh yeah …

Now if you don’t mind Sic Willie really needs to return to his harem … today he is demonstrating his kama sutra wisdom.