We’re Like Solomon, People
THE GREAT S.C. LAW SCHOOL DEBATE IS OFFICIALLY SETTLED
FITSNews – May 8, 2008 – Since we’ve gotten like eleventy kabillion comments on our recent post about the Charleston School of Law, we figured it was probably time we injected some of our Solomon-esque wisdom into the debate over which law school is South Carolina’s best …
Frankly, this whole tit-for-tat reminds us of a midget boxing match … “in the garnet trunks, standing a 4′ 2″, 90 lbs. with a record of ‘unbelievably sh*tty’ is the University of South Carolina Law School. In the pink flamingo trucks, standing at 3′ 11″, 88 lbs. with a record of “ridiculously sh*tty,” is the Charleston School of Law.”
Who’s better? Please, people. We all live in South Carolina for crying out loud. Nothing is “better,” it’s just “less sh*tty.” In fact, we’d like to settle the matter once and for all by dropping both midgets on their heads, and whichever one bounces the highest is the weiner. People are used to being dropped on their heads as babies here, right? Oh yeah …
Now if you don’t mind Sic Willie really needs to return to his harem … today he is demonstrating his kama sutra wisdom.
Comments
By cgi-bin laden on May 8th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
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By Shofty on May 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
OMG I ran into some CSOL kids – none had jobs this summer and they went to unreal lenfths to try to convonce that they could have. Hahaha – sure – I bet you turned down $2k/wk so you could take “Sports Law” over the summer at the Music Farm. they are all like this. They get it from the Owners who do the same.
By sonofthesouth on May 8th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
shofty-are you actually as dimwitted as you sound? Or are you really having a hard time getting thru 5th grade.
By Constitutiongirl on May 8th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
What an original thread! Brilliant, Mr. Folks.
By tammy on May 8th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
LOL. That is too damn funny. And in the hierachy that is higher education…so true. There will always be a college that is better than the one you attended especially for those of us that attended one in SC.