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BROLIN TO REPLACE CAAN, JAKE GYLLENHAAL WALKS LIKE A MAN
FITSNews – May 7, 2008 – Actor James Brolin will replace the departed James Caan on the set of the motion picture “Nailed,” which is filming again this week in Columbia, S.C.
Oh, and despite persistent rumors concerning his sexual orientation, FITSNews confirmed today that actor Jake Gyllenhaal in fact walks like a straight man.
“That is not a gay gait,” said Dr. Wak Dis Way, a prominent human locomotion expert at the University of South Carolina.
Well, that settles it as far as we’re concerned … now onto the new Jake pictures …
Comments
By Monica on May 7th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
And I confirm that the FITSNews is homofobic!!
By idiot savants on May 7th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
What are you guys 12?
I think you people have some serious issues regarding your own sexual orientation. It’s something you should definitely have looked at.
FITS News = Homophobic and proud.
By Elvis Lives on May 7th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
I think it’s official that FITSNews is run by mentally retarded morons. I think that comes from all the inbreeding in your respective families.
By N on May 7th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Nice handle Elvis. I think it’s safer to say FITSNews bashes EVERYBODY… Get over it already. If you don’t like the site, quit coming back to read it already…
BTW – Did ya’ll see James Brolin in No Country for Old Men. Great performance! :)
By V on May 7th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
N I think you mean Josh Brolin, James Brolin’s son.
By not good on May 7th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
N that was JOSH Brolin not JAMES Brolin.
Idiotic plot, crappy cast, insane director- this film is doomed!
By N on May 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Josh/ James you know what I mean!! :)
By Trey on May 7th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Yeah, it really carries the same authority when it’s a completely different person from the one you were talking about.
By fitsnews on May 7th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Our founding editor publicly revealed yesterday that he would willingly kiss Gavin Rossdale “on the lips.”
How’s that homophobic?
Morons …
-FITSNews
By N on May 7th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I meant Josh, I think that was clear…quit being so pricky! Geez…Yeah, I saw that Sic Willie, man crush on Rossdale, wow, I would have picked you to be a Clive Owen man myself.
By The Final Word on May 7th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Hey fitsnews, homophobes are just closeted gays. That would explain your homoerotic post about Gavin Rossdale and your obsession with Jake’s sexuality. You’re like those Catholic priests from Boston.
You make snark remarks about gays to cover up the homosexual feelings you have for other men (and probably little boys as well). You should definitely get that checked out.
By Jakefan on May 7th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Listen we all know Sic Willie is crushing on Jake. Come on Sic Willie you can tell us:)
I say enjoy the Nailed Jake/Reese pics, the politispeak from SC and forget the homophobe’s remarks and when Nailed leaves town movie on.
By Pete on May 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I can’t believe BIN hasn’t commented on this post yet on his hatred of Sic Willie. BIN must be in jail for something or either homophobic. He’s got as big a problem with Sic Willie as I have with Queen Jean’s corruption. Happy Mother’s Day weekend guys.
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on May 7th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
#9, That just makes sic(k) willie a “queer” homophobic. :)
And, it brings to mind the classic old blog entitled “Queer as Folks.”
http://faithinthesound.blogspot.com/2006/02/is-queer-as-folks-dead.html
Editorial Note. The stinging and humorous satire of BIN News is often lost in sic(k) willie’s narrow mind. It provokes him to attack our staff and call us names. So, in the interest of heading off another of his homophobic attacks, BIN News respects all people, regardless.
Respectfully,
BIN News
By Tell It Like It Is on May 7th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Calling someone gay who is gay is not homophobic, it’s the truth. Now pretending running around a movie set and around the world with your beard, that’s homphobic.
And by the way, if you babblers are going to run around the internet labeling everyone homophobic, learn how to spell the word.
By Tell It Like It Is on May 7th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Sorry, I forgot to delete “pretending” from that second sentence.
By Snead on May 7th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Wait, I’m confused. Is it gay to have a man crush on Clive Owen? I mean, other than “Shoot ‘Em Up”, the guy is shit hot.
By Jakefan on May 7th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Posting vague posts about beards and outing non-gay people–Jake Gyllenhaal–is nonsensical. Yes, you can huff and puff and blow all your houses down, but all the huffing and puffing in the world, by all you BBM fanboys won’t make Reese Witherspoon disappear. So There! Get over it.
TILII, be grateful Jake took a chance and made a great movie three years ago, BBM, knowing this might happen to him–so many actor said NO to Ang, see Mark Wahlberg’s article in Premiere Magazine and movie on.
By G on May 8th, 2008 at 2:22 am
The final word
Look of Hollywood sexual maniacs.The director Victor Salva from Disney studios was arrested several years because he abused of 10 years old boy in studio…
Wood Allen had a process by judge because he abused his 2 adoptive daughter and he lives with one of them. Roman Polansky abused of a 13 years old girl and the police had suspect that he was reponsable to kill his own wife, Sharon Tate too.
There are a big list of pedophilic actors in Hollywood too.
There are several acvors whose practice nepotism like Jake Gyllenhaal with worse character..
His friend Robert Downey Jr.
He was arrested for possession of cocaine, heroin and an 357-caliber Magnum. He had to spend nearly a year in ay state prison in Cordoban, California.
The brother of Reese Witherspoon was arrest because he is a sexual maniac and he invited a house and he had tryed to abuse of a women…Reese Witherspoon had an argument with a paparazzi and the police found in death in Brenwood near where she lives…
Wake up! That Hollywood at present
By G on May 8th, 2008 at 2:22 am
Hollywood is a dirty brothel!
By Elvis Lives on May 8th, 2008 at 3:50 am
We have to have compassion for Tell It Like It is. It can’t be easy being a hater these days. You know with all the sightings and photos of Jake and Reese happily together, every gossip blog and tabloid not believing that Jake is gay and the hater having nothing but his little fantasies and hate to fall back on.
That is why he has become the champion of defending this conservative homophobic blog. It’s literally the only one left who seems to agree with him, but what this delusional TILII troll doesn’t seem to realize is that this blog is making fun of his homosexual lifestyle. But TILII is so desperate, and hateful, that he’s willing to accept it just because he’s tired of being the only person who thinks what he thinks.
He is a self-hating gay with obvious issues regarding his own sexuality. That’s why he is so persistent about the sexuality of someone he doesn’t know, hasn’t met and has no inside information of. He uses calling Jake gay as a way to demean him, he’s trying to insult others by calling them gay. Next you will join forces with Rev. Hagee when he denounces homosexuality as sinful and uses Brokeback Mountain as an example. That’s how desperate you have become.
That’s kind of weird. You should see a therapist Tell It Like It is. It’s very clear you have self-hate issues.
Get over it. It’s time for you to move on.
By Liars and homophobes on May 8th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Tell it like it is, you sound really ignorant. Unless you are in Jake’s bed how would you know that he is definitely gay? Because you believe gossip mongers who bullshit and tell you stories and lies to get hits on their site. Please, how idiotic.
I agree with The Final Word. Fitsnews is obsessed and in love with Jake. I mean they don’t even post any pics of the other actors from the movie. If they were “manly men” they would post pics of Jessica Biel. So their stupid and moronic and very homophobic remarks are pathetic.
By anti-discrimination on May 8th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Oh face it, you dirty pervs had your baby oil out and were all ready to read political stories, for maybe two seconds, before your stubby nubs clicked straight to Sic Willie’s girly pictures, and then greased your way to the barely legal links to watch 2 15-year olds get it on, or whatever you deviants, I mean normal “manly men†do in this age of internet anonymity. But not this time — this time after y’all peered your piggy eyes around to make sure your wives were putting your children to bed, or hell, if you’re a man lucky enough to be entrusted by the taxpayers to work in either the legislative or judicial branch where guys spend all day patently porning for pay, you clicked on your FitsNews favorites link and got angry when your bulging 1 inchers got an environmental shock. Well damn — hell, what’s goin’ on? Shit, that Sic has gotta be queer! After all, them ain’t naked girls — why, them look like fellers! Sorry sickies, looks like Sic Willie sank your willies!