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Gavin Rossdale Is Complaining

By fitsnews • on May 6, 2008

BUT WE’RE NOT … YOWZERS

FITSNews - May 6, 2008 - Brit alt-rocker Gavin Rossdale holds a special place in our hearts. Not only is he the “be-all, end-all” of maleness to the FITS Gals, he’s earned the special distinction of being the only man Sic Willie has gone on the record saying that he would kiss … as in on the lips.

Anyway, now that you’ve vomited in your mouths a little bit, we’re ready to bring you the latest news on Rossdale - and it ain’t good. Specifically, the hottest man alive appears to be complaining a little bit about being married to Gwen Stefani. Yeah … from the New Zealand Herald:

Gavin Rossdale finds marriage “challenging”.

The former Bush singer says he sometimes feels like “an appendage” because of the publicity his wife Gwen Stefani attracts - and hates being described as her “rocker hubby”.

Gavin wrote on his MySpace page: “It’s been a tough few years for me because I’ve been lost in how to define myself in the present tense. With that glare of the publicity on us, how can I not feel like an appendage at times?

“It takes a tough man to be married to a force of nature like Gwen. ‘Rocker hubby,’ if I ever see that phrase again. It’s challenging and it forces a lot of humility.”

Uh … wait. You’re married to Gwen Stefani and the two of you are annoyingly perfect together. You have an annoyingly perfect baby and another one on the way. You’re worth kabillions of dollars and everything you touch turns either to gold or delicious chocolate, which you can presumably eat as much as you want of without gaining a pound.

That’s “challenging?”