FITSNews Exclusive – Gyllenhaal-Witherspoon Pics
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FITSNews – May 6, 2008 – Yeah, we actually have exclusive pics this time … how cool is that?!?
And no, we’re not going to reveal what our founding editor Sic Willie had to do to get his hands on them, except to say that duct tape and a pair of purple assless chaps may or may not have been involved.
Anyway, after a bunch of whiny-ass Jake Gyllenhaal fans had the audacity to question our reporting, here are the pics to prove that the Brokeback star and his Oscar-winning girlfriend Reese Witherspoon were indeed on the grounds of the S.C. State House yesterday.
We weren’t able to catch them making out, unfortunately, but we’ll admit that was the one part of the story we found questionable all along.
The takeaway here is that FITSNews is infallible. In fact, there’s even a rumor going around that we’re about to be included in the Holy Bible under the chapter heading “Revelations II: Electric Boogaloo.”
At any rate, go on and get your “click on” to see the exclusive pics …
Comments
By N on May 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
They REALLY are a cute couple. Two great actors from two of my favorite films, Brokeback and Walk the Line. Good photos FITS!
By Jeffrey Sewell on May 6th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
You just brought back some really, really bad memories of our (Vee & I to be clear) first trip to Key West and we demand you remove any reference to chaps of any kind or we’ll…
By fan on May 6th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Some fan got some pics of them from yesterday as well, similar but they have a few where they are sitting on a bench. The pics can’t be that exclusive if any fan can wonder on set and take them:
http://iheartjake.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=encounters&action=display&num=1210031864
Cute couple though.
By how the mighty have fallen on May 6th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
ah, the sweater around the waist trick. you’re not fooling anyone, witherspoon (if that’s your real name). for that matter, neither are you jake.
By C Wright-Throughit on May 6th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
The Director may have said cut on “Nailed” but there’s still a performance for the cameras going on here. Bleuggh!!!
By fan on May 6th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
These are candids aren’t they C Wright??? Jealous?
By C Wright-Throughit on May 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Jealous, no. Sick of a fame whore taking every opportunity to arrange “accidental” “candid” photo opportunities, yes.
By wtf on May 6th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
These aren’t even taken by professional photographers – these are bloggers. So a photo-op was arranged, but no photogs were hired, because they were hoping to get some amateur photographers to take pictures of them hanging out on the set. Get a clue mate. You sound ridiculous.
By fan on May 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Shouldn’t you say “fame whores”? Isn’t Jake the star of the film? Hell this flick wouldn’t be getting this free PR if she wasn’t on set, Jessica who? I imagine Jake begging Reese to hang out for a few days on set. I read the plot and it sounds like a crapfest and he knows it.
Good thing Reese has lots of $$$$ to fly back and forth even though she has family in Charleston. I hear Columbia is a hick town with nothing to do.
And # 4, what do you mean about the sweater around the waist and yes her last name is Witherspoon you dimwit.
By C Wright-Throughit on May 6th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Firstly one of the comments you’re slagging me off for came from someone else.
Secondly yes,this association is cheapening Jake’s reputation too.
Thirdly,bloggers pics my ass. Her PR is in bed with the Paps and every chance is taken to get her mug in the papers in the campaign to get her canonised as some kind of living saint.
You obvoiusly think she is wonderful. That is your right. You are allowed your opinion as I am entitled to mine.
By fan on May 6th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Yes, C. Wright you are entitled to your bias opinion, take your blinders off, it takes 2 to tango and Jake is a grown man. He knows what he wants and what he is doing, and he looks totally smitten as does she. If her PR is in bed with the paps then so are his since they share the same manager and are both repped by CAA.
Cheapening Jake’s rep? LOL, You have got to be kidding.
This is HIS movie, not her’s, if he didn’t want her to be there I’m sure she wouldn’t unless she is holding an invisible gun to his head, or hiding the gun while they are holding hands.
It’s obvious you have issues with them , but your unhappiness with your dear Jake shouldn’t be put on the shoulders of 5′2 Reese,
if you dislike her because she has a vagina and breasts then you are in for more disappointment.
The slightly veiled misogynistic tone of your comment is disgusting: It’s the woman’s “fault” it’s always the woman’s “fault” isn’t it?
You are not a fan of his but someone who is pissed, no interest in his career at all, just his personal life.
Well he looks happy to me but of course you could care less.
I guess that crack about her campaign has something to do with her walk in DC for breast cancer research, what’s the matter? Here that Jake went there with her for support? How is that cheapening his rep? You are truly disgusting, thank G-d that his online “fans” like you are dwindling as I type, what a bunch of sad losers.
By C Wright-Throughit on May 6th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Believe what you like. I don’t intend to waste another moment of my life reading your hysterical rants. I’d go and get your blood-pressure checked if I were you.And you call me sad,for God’s sake. Thank you and goodnight.
By Jakefan on May 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Glad you’re gone from here C Wright! Goodnight.
More disappointed bitter BBM fanboys hanging ’round we don’t need.
When are you people going to give it up? Mad crazy is what you are and not worth a logical discussion…hysterical my arse.
By jkjk on May 6th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Did this poor blogger have any idea that posting pictures of two relatively boring actors would invite the swirling pool of crazy that is Gyllenspoon onto his site??
Where the hell are the kids that she speaks so fondly of?
By toni on May 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
The kids are with their father, Ryan in Los Angeles. They trade off weekends. Where are your kids?
By wtf on May 6th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
With their father? You know, joint custody and all. Oops, one less thing to beat her with.
Did the poor blogger realise that posting these pics would attract bitter former fans who can’t seem to accept reality?
C Wright, lets be honest. You’ll be back. You and the rest can’t help but look up actors you find “boring” and find any little thing you can pick on. You are sad, man.
By wtf on May 6th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
toni, lets hope jkjk doesn’t have any.
By how the mighty have fallen on May 6th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
do you people have a bat signal that flashes on when someone insults your faves? (did i use that word right?) honestly, what is more pathetic? people making fun of people who makes zillions of dollars for…uhm…pretending to be someone else, or people who don’t even know those people making zillions of dollars rushing out onto the internets to defend those people making zillions of dollars?
btw, the sweater around the waist gambit is a move commonly employed by women with overly ample posteriors. warm day, sleeveless shirt and a sweater around the waist? clearly reese of the falsies is insecure about her caboose.
By DARR on May 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Ryan left for London Sunday night. He had the kids all week. The nanny probably got them off to school Monday and Reese came home Monday night.
They both seem like good parents. I assume they are trying to make absolutely sure their new relationships work for the kids too.
By Laughing at you on May 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
C Wright is such a moron that it’s funny at this point. He is in total denial about this relationship. Get over it buddy, they’re a couple. I’m sure they’re not doing it to piss you off. You really need to get a life.
For the rest of us normal people. Let’s just ignore these trolls. C Wright is the same person who goes from web site to web site denying every sighting and then dismissing every photograph as staged. Then he says he will never visit the offending site again. He is obviously a delusional and warped person who has serious problems with his own sexuality.
I wish he would finally keep his promise and just go away.
This is what the fourth set of photos (two of them were candids) and the sixth sighting (one coming from the Washington Post and two others from Perez Hilton) from this past weekend? Everybody knows that the Washington Post is on the Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon payroll. Everybody knows that Perez Hilton does all he can to protect the identity of closeted-gay stars.
That’s how demented these Brokeback Mountain fanboys are. They live in total denial. No one believes them and at this point they only make themselves look stupid.
By annabella1976 on May 6th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
It’s funny that these twits think they’re so boring and yet they travel from web site to web site to write about them. Strange, strange ducks these ones.
BTW, jkjk and C Wright are the same person. This person is totally demented and is one of the three people who travel from web site to web site using different names. He claims he won’t post anymore, then just posts again under a different user name. This guy is totally pathetic. He obviously has some issues regarding his own sexuality.
Time to find a boyfriend and stop your internet stalking obsession jkjk/CWright.
By Trey on May 6th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Christ, some of those people on the IHJ boards must be stalkers. Imagine reading that if you were Jake, I’d be freaked out.
By to: the mighty have fallen on May 6th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
The most pathetic is you going from web site to web site making a claim about someone you don’t know, have never met and/or have no inside knowledge of.
What’s pathetic is this compulsion you have regarding Jake’s sexuality and the total denial you are in regarding his relationship with Reese.
That’s all. Loserdom is you.
By YAWN on May 6th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Given their track record regarding Jake’s sexuality and personal life. I’m sure he and Reese will marry, if only because the Brokeback Mountain fanboy says they will break up.
At this point these fanboys are no longer trying to convince others, they’re trying to convince themselves.
Never mind that they’ve been together for a year and a half now. These two will be celebrating their golden anniversary and this BBM moron will still be in total denial.
You have issues, dude.
By still laughing on May 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
If the relationship is fake why are the same three people allways defensive about it and write about it endlessly?
Oh ya, because even they don’t believe their own bullcrap.
By wtf on May 6th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
annabella1976, I know. That’s the funniest thing about these people. They find them “boring” yet I’m starting to think they have Jake/Reese in their Google alerts. How else do pick up on these pictures? This blog isn’t exactly easy to find.
The day I start searching up actors I dislike on a daily basis to insult everything about them, is the day I know I’ve lost all sanity. Lord help you people.
By Disgusted on May 6th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I love how the Brokeback Mountain fanboys, who are gay, have partnered up with a conservative SC blog to make homophobic attacks against Jake. Your hate knows no bounds. You should be very proud. I’ve always thought that the gay BBM Jake haters used homophobic remarks attack Jake. You’ve now proved it.
By wtf on May 6th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
Oh crap, I’ve been distracted by the crazy that I forgot to thank FITS for the pictures. Thanks for taking them and posting and well done on not getting caught.
By constitutiongirl on May 6th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Why not get a life and let her live her life. Why not think about greater importances like Darfur and Myanmar????????????????
By The Final Word on May 6th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
The homo fans of Brokeback Mountain are just mad because Reese has a vagina and ovaries. It’s called jealousy. Gays are known for being the type. Their whole argument, the last one they have left, that the photos are staged (as ridiculous as it always was) goes out the window with these photos. These were candids by FIT news, who has not shown much Jake love that I know of.
The homo fanboys need to accept that it’s over.
1. No one believes you. (If you’ve lost Perez, you’ve lost period).
2. No one cares what you think. (You’ve become an online joke).
3. Your opinions aren’t going to change the fact that Jake and Reese are together and seem to be very happy.
By kimberly on May 6th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
wtf,
You’re exactly right. They are weird. It’s one thing not to like someone and be a hater. But why do they obsess about them so much that they can’t stop talking about them. If you don’t like them, here’s an idea: read and write about someone you do like.
By tammy on May 6th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
31 comments on this? And we wonder why SC is at the bottom of barrel?!?
Really Will…don’t blame it on lack of vouchers. It could just be stupidity.
By Tell It Like It Is on May 6th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Hi Babbblers and Jack Troll. Still trying to save Jake from “the gay” ? Attacking his gay fans is not going to change the fact that he is gay and bearding. If you were secure in your belief that Jake is straight you wouldn’t feel the need to convince others and/or attack those of us who refuse to drink the PR Koolaid. And anyone with half a brain would realize that Perez is in PR’s pocket just like everyone else. Funny how Perez never outs anyone on the A-list.
By Tell It Like It Is on May 6th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Forgot to say, thanks again Fitsnews for not drinking the PR Koolaid either. Ever think of taking this show nation-wide; I’m really enjoying your site.
By keep 'em coming on May 7th, 2008 at 4:50 am
Thanks FITSNews for not swallowing their PR bullshit. I believe the hissy fit report it’s not surprising given Jake’s diva antics. Regardless of his sexuality this relationship has fauxmance written all over it. There’re some really sick homophobic people posting here, get some help you psychos or better yet get a life.
Keep the news coming, FITS!
By LC on May 7th, 2008 at 7:29 am
34=35: Thanks for the candid photos of Jake and Reese, they look really happy together.
PR would love these pics, 34/35 and you know it: It’s no way these were “set – up”.
The political slant of this blog seems to “appeal” to you, I wonder why, snort.
By Pam on May 7th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I think the pics a fan took on the same day are a lot better anyway, they are on IHJ. Perhaps they were set up by PR as well.
By mydingaling on May 7th, 2008 at 10:04 am
this comment stream is hilarious.
lay off the google for awhile, peeps.
By wtf on May 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Tell It Like It Is, you call yourselves fans? Funny, I thought fans would generally be nice to the person they were fans off. You guys are vicious, hateful people with zero grasp of reality. If you all were so secure in your views, you wouldn’t be jumping from blog to blog copying and pasting the same drivel day in and day out.
By Elvis Lives on May 7th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Tell it like it is: You are officially a moron. lol.
Pam, everyone knows that every photograph is staged and set up by their PR. (Me rolling my eyes at the idiotic nature of that statement). These people (all ten of them) have no grasp on reality, and this little fiction allows their little fantasies to run wild.
I’m so glad that the BBM fans have finally found an ally in this homophobic blog. It goes to show what I have always stated, that they are all self-hating gays.
By U. R. Bigots on May 8th, 2008 at 9:12 am
No wonder people like Jake are talked into hiding their true selves and bearding with a willing PR-slut when there are pitiful homophobic bastards around like some of you creatures here.
By mark my words on May 13th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Hi wicked!!!!
Jake and Reese will be married by the end of the year.
By mark my words on May 13th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Hi wicked!!!!
By kookimebux on February 1st, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Hello. And Bye. :)
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