Lindsay’s Mom Is The Weiner

DINA LOHAN IS ONE OF LONG ISLAND’S TOP 20 “MINGLING MOMS”

FITSNews – May 5, 2008 – First of all, we didn’t know a picture existed in which Lindsay Lohan didn’t look anything less than devastatingly hot. Apparently, one does exist though (above ), which is troubling to us on more levels than we care to talk about right now. In fact, we haven’t seen Sic Willie this traumatized since the battery on his ”Build-A-Bear” died last week.

Anyway, making news today on the Lohan front is mom Dina, who is being honored by some group that apparently needs a lobotomy as a “Mother of the Year.” Well – check that - she’s being honored as a ”Top 20 Long Island (Iced Tea?) Mom,” which we presume is something they give anybody who doesn’t burn their children at the stake and then scatter their ashes on the Long Island Expressway.

“We’re just honoring celebrities’ moms on Long Island,” a spokesperson from Mingling Moms tells OK! magazine. “It’s something for Mother’s Day. It’s a list of mothers from Long Island who have raised superstar children.”

Ah-ha … for a minute there we thought this was one of those awards that was going to result in a 10-year greeting card contract and a ceremony in the White House Rose Garden, but evidently not. Which is good news, because if we had to choose between a) handing a newborn baby over to Dina Lohan and b) tossing it off the Brooklyn Bridge, we’d seriously have to stop for a minute and consider what would be in the best interests of the child. Hold on … still thinking …