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Our Readers Are Funny

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FITSNews – May 1, 2008 – Not surprisingly, our recent spike in traffic has been accompanied by an overflowing mailbox, and this time it’s not just impressionable young women sending Sic Willie their innermost fantasies and various sweet nothings.

Anyway, we’re going to start posting some of the funnier responses we receive – anonymously, of course – like this individual who commented on our recent story about how ridonkulously sh*tty the Charleston School of Law (CSOL) is:

WTF Fits? Was your mother raped by a CSOL grad or are you just pissed that you don’t get laid a lot? That’s about the childishness of your arguments. I hope that you fall down a flight of stairs and land ass first on an upside-down pineapple.

And by the way, I (am) coming for your job. If you were a competent lawyer, you’d have better things to do than waste precious hours of your life by running a blog that is the intellectual equivalent of a toddler talking to his imaginary friend. Cover your incompetence by bashing all you want, the end result is your bitter ass will be a bigger joke than Bill Green.

Wishing you a happy night of rubbing one out while thinking about CSOL pass rates. I’m going out. Maybe upper King. Who knows, might get a little crazy and go to Market St.

Is it wrong to admit we’re a little bit turned on by that? Seriously … that’s pretty good. We also got a funny e-mail last night from some new friends in Dorchester County, S.C. who apparently got turned onto FITSNews after we broke the story of Senator Randy Scott’s drunk driving arrest last month … 

While agreeing with us that the real news from Scott’s arrest was the fact that it wasn’t fellow Dorchester legislator Annette “Dewar’s” Young getting popped with the DUI, one of them offered “Annette BLOWS better than Randy!” as a possible explanation.

Anyway, keep those cards and letters coming … 

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