Fatty Doesn’t Want A Sweaty Wedding

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WILL WAIT TILL IT COOLS DOWN TO WED

FITSNews – April 29, 2008 – We’re not fashion experts or anything (or mariners, for that matter), but when your ass is as big as the Queen Mary, it’s probably not a good idea to wear a dress with an anchor on it. Seriously, people might get confused and try to board you.

Anyway, Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently isn’t a fasion expert (or a mariner) either, but she’s smart enough to know that fat people do tend to sweat a little bit more than normal-sized people. Hence this article from People:

With temperatures already hitting 100 degrees in Los Angeles, Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s in no hurry to get married.

“It won’t be a summer wedding. I won’t be a sweaty bride,” says Hewitt, 28, who announced her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall in November.

Wise choice, Jennifer. We hear Iceland is lovely in January, by the way … and the Reykjavík Symphony is absolutely amazing. No joke.


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  1. By Ju May 1, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    fuck you! Jennifer rocks!
    get a life you stupid!

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  2. By Captain Kundalini May 2, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    What an asshole this blogger is!
    She doesn’t even know Jennifer personally and insults her.
    Personally, I think that the person who wrote the above article with the insults has emotional and mental problems and cuts others down just to make herself feel better.
    I guess this person was trying to think. Obviously, nothing happened.

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  3. By sarah May 28, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    that’s so mean!! oh my god…so degrading
    you’re so horrible!

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  4. By Sami May 30, 2008 at 4:22 am

    Whoever wroth this article needs to get a life. Jen looks fine for gods sake!!!!!!!!!1

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  5. By Fuck U March 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I’m sure you have a hotter GF or wife than JLH! Kill yourself!

    Reply

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