Fatty Doesn’t Want A Sweaty Wedding
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WILL WAIT TILL IT COOLS DOWN TO WED
FITSNews - April 29, 2008 - We’re not fashion experts or anything (or mariners, for that matter), but when your ass is as big as the Queen Mary, it’s probably not a good idea to wear a dress with an anchor on it. Seriously, people might get confused and try to board you.
Anyway, Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently isn’t a fasion expert (or a mariner) either, but she’s smart enough to know that fat people do tend to sweat a little bit more than normal-sized people. Hence this article from People:
With temperatures already hitting 100 degrees in Los Angeles, Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s in no hurry to get married.
“It won’t be a summer wedding. I won’t be a sweaty bride,” says Hewitt, 28, who announced her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall in November.
Wise choice, Jennifer. We hear Iceland is lovely in January, by the way … and the Reykjavík Symphony is absolutely amazing. No joke.
Comments
By Ju on May 1st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
fuck you! Jennifer rocks!
get a life you stupid!
By Captain Kundalini on May 2nd, 2008 at 1:12 pm
What an asshole this blogger is!
She doesn’t even know Jennifer personally and insults her.
Personally, I think that the person who wrote the above article with the insults has emotional and mental problems and cuts others down just to make herself feel better.
I guess this person was trying to think. Obviously, nothing happened.
By sarah on May 28th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
that’s so mean!! oh my god…so degrading
you’re so horrible!
By Sami on May 30th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Whoever wroth this article needs to get a life. Jen looks fine for gods sake!!!!!!!!!1