Fatty Doesn’t Want A Sweaty Wedding
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT WILL WAIT TILL IT COOLS DOWN TO WED
FITSNews – April 29, 2008 – We’re not fashion experts or anything (or mariners, for that matter), but when your ass is as big as the Queen Mary, it’s probably not a good idea to wear a dress with an anchor on it. Seriously, people might get confused and try to board you.
Anyway, Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently isn’t a fasion expert (or a mariner) either, but she’s smart enough to know that fat people do tend to sweat a little bit more than normal-sized people. Hence this article from People:
With temperatures already hitting 100 degrees in Los Angeles, Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s in no hurry to get married.
“It won’t be a summer wedding. I won’t be a sweaty bride,” says Hewitt, 28, who announced her engagement to Scottish actor Ross McCall in November.
Wise choice, Jennifer. We hear Iceland is lovely in January, by the way … and the ReykjavÃk Symphony is absolutely amazing. No joke.