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FITSNews - April 25, 2008 - Just like our favorite website What Would Tyler Durden Do?, the celeb-gossip mongers (mongerers?) over at The Superficial are a must-read, people. Like today, for example:

On Heather Locklear looking MILF-ish in a bikini:

Heather not only flirted with 40, it had its way with her then, ironically, ditched her for Denise Richards. True story that I’m willing to ignore to have sweet granny sex with Heather. Afterwards, we’ll snuggle up for some Matlock. See? I’m romantic.

On Jimmy Fallon replacing Conan O’Brien on Late Night:

I’m a tad perturbed right now. Mostly because for a couple years now I managed to forget that Jimmy Fallon even existed. Today I was smacked in the face with the fact that, not only does his unfunny ass still walk among us, but he’ll be taking over for Conan O’Brien on NBC’s Late Night.

And on Amy Winehouse getting arrested for head-butting some dude:

Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday. For those of you who missed yesterday’s post, Amy went on a drunk-as-shit headbutting bonanza. Which, if Amy didn’t look like, well, Amy, would be the hottest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.

Good stuff …