Barack Obama Gets Some Major Backing
“CHECK BABY, CHECK BABY, ONE TWO THREE”
FITSNews – April 24, 2008 – Since her primary claim to fame is having sex with black guys, it’s probably not earth-shattering news that Kim Kardashian and her ghetto booty have both decided to endorse a black guy for President.
And before all you anally-PC people start calling us racists, Kardashian is the star of perhaps the most famous sex tape ever (with rapper Ray J) and is dating Saints’ RB Reggie Bush. Oh, and the last time we checked, Barack Obama is black.
Of course, when we compared Kim’s ass to Obama’s education plan last year we had no idea this was coming … honestly. Anyway, from Hollywood.com:
Kardashian revealed her choice for prez at the launch party for Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild magazine … “He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto,” Kardashian said, probably trying to allude to Obama’s “Change We Can Believe In” campaign slogan.
Like, awesome. While we’re sure a lot of people will base their vote on other less important issues, for us Election 2008 is now down to Heidi Montag’s “Mounds for McCain” versus Kardashian’s “Booty for Barack.” Who will win? Whoever can steal our hearts first …
Comments
By calhoun fawls on April 25th, 2008 at 3:09 am
McCain is in trouble if she uses all that junk in her trunk.
By old bike dude on April 25th, 2008 at 6:02 am
Obama is black? Really? He’s about as black as Tiger Woods. From my understanding Obama is half honkey, half donkey.
Jus sayin’
By sid on April 25th, 2008 at 11:06 am
obd (as opposd to ODB), if you bothered to check his bio on his own website, you’d see he never mentions he has any white parantage. He does proclaim several “first African-American” credentials, but nothing about being half white. Therefore, you must be mistaken. Unless, of course, it is commonly understood that Kansas was 100% white when his mother was born there, or it is commonly understood that the “American” in “African-American” stands for “white,” and the “African” stands for “black.” Since none of these “understandings” are factually correct, though, he must be black. It’s so obvious, I’m surprised you missed it.
By Mickey Blue Eyes on April 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Hmm.. Whom to vote for? Let’s see, they’re both skanks. They’re both dumb as a sack of rocks. Fake boobs vs all-too-real buttocks? Oh, heck, I don’t care if they are fake, I’m voting for “Mounds for McCain” instead of “Booty for Barack”.