Natalie Portman = Fire Hydrant
ECO-FRIENDLY STAR GETS NO LOVE FROM PEEING POOCH
FITSNews – April 23, 2008 – When we last checked in with actress Natalie Portman, she was feeling a titty bit nipply with U.S. presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Now, she’s getting peed on by a dog, which is sort of a step up.
The 26-year old Israeli-American, who was recently rated the most eco-friendly Hollywood celebrity, was walking her dog in Manhattan Monday when the “surprise soaking” occured. From the New York Post:
While she was getting a pup’s-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller’s frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes – and then ambled on its way.
Portman, who has appeared with her pooch on fellow dog-lover David Letterman’s TV show, took the incident with good humor.
Good for her. It’s a rare woman who can get peed on and laugh about it. Seriously, if this sort of thing happened to Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, the chances that they would “take the incident with good humor” are roughly the same as the Cubs winning the World Series within the next 3,000 years.
Oh, and God forbid this dog ever pee on Jake Gyllenhaal …
Comments
By Tim on April 23rd, 2008 at 12:17 pm
hey a little club soda would get that out, no worries :)
By peahen on April 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
That’s what she gets for wearing an ugly poncho made from recycled mystery mulch.
By Tyler Durden on April 23rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Dude,
If you are going to lift things from other blogs, do it with some class and give credit. When other blogs use your stuff, you are quick to post it. Be fair my good man.
Tyler Durden
By fitsnews on April 23rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
#3-
A couple things …
First, don’t use the name Tyler Durden if you’re going to be an idiot. Tyler Durden is not an idiot, and if you’re going to lift his name, you shouldn’t be one either.
Second, if you bothered to read this entry, we did give credit to the original source of the material, which was the New York Post. That was the part where we said “From the New York Post.” We also linked to their original story in case people wanted to check it out for themselves, which several hundred people did.
Third, the real Tyler Durden also gave credit to the New York Post when he “lifted” the story for his own blog entry. Be glad you didn’t post such an asinine comment on his site, or he would have surely thrashed you.
Fourth, we just wasted a minute and a half of our lives writing this, so do us a favor and don’t be an idiot anymore.
-FITSNews