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By fitsnews • on April 22, 2008

S.C. GOVERNOR HOLDING CONSERVATIVE SLUMBER PARTY ON HIS PLANTATION THIS SPRING

FITSNews – April 22, 2008 – If “forced intimacy” was an art form, S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford would be friggin’ Michelangelo.

South Carolina’s “Brokeback Fisherman” and king of the awkward interpersonal moment is apparently at it again, inviting an exclusive group of buddies to his Coosaw Plantation in the Lowcountry for “a chance to hang out, veg out, geek out, a chance to improve a skill – golf, tennis, boating, floating, shooting, atv’s (you get it)” and “to spend time exploring with people I think might have an interest – the notion of growing the conservative movement in South Carolina.”

Hmmm … “growing the conservative movement in South Carolina.” Sounds like a rockin’ way to spend a weekend. Of course, Sanford could have actually done something to accomplish that objective had he supported conservative candidates interested in running for the stateÂ legislature this year instead of sitting on his ass and banking all of his political capitol (and campaign cash) for a future U.S. Senate run. But whatever, we’re not bitter.

Amazingly, FITSNews didn’t get an invite to the “$300 bucks a head” weekend getaway, but obtaining some pics of Sanford’s “Brokeback Encampment” shouldn’t be difficult seeing as we just bought some property a few clicks down the river from Sanford’s plantation. We’ll be the hot chicks in the purple kayaks, governor, assuming anybody’s looking.

View :Â invite front

View : invite inside

Comments

By Under the Bridge on April 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 am

Is this for real or some kind of Joke…….do tell!

By fitsnews on April 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 pm

Very real …

-FITSNews

By Mattheus Mei on April 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm

Hmm.. Coos… haha, please tell me I’m not the only one to get that old Euphemism… :-P

By tammy on April 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm

Did the Governor really say “I love ya but I’m not footing the whole bill” ?!?! I love ya? So BFF of him.
RHTS,
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By Pitchfork B.T. on April 22nd, 2008 at 3:24 pm

How can you be invited to something–then have to put up 300 bones?

By carolina.wren on April 22nd, 2008 at 3:57 pm

It’s called FFF: Forced Family Fun.

You all must have not been born into, employed into, or married into a Southern family culture.

FFF.

Do it, or be shunned when the tide comes in.

By didi on April 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm

his wife must be running out of money

By Sac Master on April 22nd, 2008 at 4:07 pm

If McCain wins the White House, then SC’s true brokeback star will be appointed to Sec. of Def. With a Senate seat available, Sanford will then resign as governor and arrange for newly installed Gov. Andre to appoint him to fore fill the remainder of LOG’s term.