Nicole Kidman Versus Scientology
GREAT AUSSIE BUNS OF STEEL TO TAKE ON SPACE ALIENS FOR CONTROL OF KIDS’ DESTINY
FITSNews – April 22, 2008 – Sometimes the fight for intergalactic supremacy really does boil down to good versus evil …Â or in the case of actress Nicole Kidman’s kids – really, really good versus completely bat-sh*t crazy.
From Page Six:
Nicole Kidman , a Catholic, has limited contact with her adopted kids by Tom Cruise, Isabella and Connor, who are deeply entrenched in Scientology. At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.”
In case you’re not familiar with Scientology, it’s a “religion” built around a master race of purple alien robots that have twenty arms and shoot fuschia laser beams from gills in their asses … all while wearing RUN-DMC Adidas sneakers and grooving to Summertime by Will Smith.
Really? No, but that’s pretty much it.
Anyway, the bottom line here is that Scientology could send a fleet of its starships to earth to destroy us, and Nicole Kidman’s scrumptuous Aussie buns of steel would vanquish every last one of them.
Comments
By The Bigtime on April 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Careful, you may end up with a real lawyer after you. That Philip Hirschkop is no joke.
http://www.factnet.org/Scientology/adversa.htm
By Anonymous on April 22nd, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Just one more case of Scientology and their disconnection policy breaking families apart to protect thier own interests of greed and control.
When will the world wake up to see this dangerous cult for the criminal organization that it is?
By carolina.wren on April 22nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Willie,
The *bottom line* is that either that photo has been retouched, or she has no panties on.
By Violet on April 22nd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
She has panties on. I think they’re called “g-string”’s. You don’t see most of it because it’s riding up her bum. Look above where her crack is.
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