Danica Patrick Finally Won A Race
INDY’S FIRST FEMALE DRIVER NOTCHES HISTORIC VICTORY IN JAPAN
FITSNews – April 21, 2008 – After four years of trying to live up to the hype, of trying to prove she belonged with the boys, race car driver Danica Patrick because the first woman to win a major league Indy car event this weekend. From USA Today:
It was the first win for the IRL’s most popular driver, who finally answered the question in her fourth full season and 50th start of whether she was worthy of the attention she received by leveraging her sex appeal into appearances on national talk shows, music videos, racy Super Bowl commercials and last month’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
Umm … based on Patrick’s SI swimsuit shoot, we’re going to go out on a limb and say she was already “worthy.” Like, hella worthy.
A lot of feminists don’t like the fact that Patrick has a wild, flesh-showing side to her, but our research has proven that most feminists are unattractive, lesbian mules. In fact, most of them shouldn’t even be allowed to hold opinions. Or drive, for that matter.
Comments
By Danica is hot on April 21st, 2008 at 8:39 am
Smokin
By Samuel Pendergrass on April 21st, 2008 at 9:47 am
That young lady needs to cover up her midriff and close those legs before all the dogs in the neighborhood start sniffin’ around her house.
By Anna K on April 21st, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Is this even a real race? My guess is her PR people set it up so she can seem legit. It’s probably a video game race.
By T Trimper on April 22nd, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Patrick won despite one of her biggest advantages – weight – being taken away this season. With the advantage of being 50 pounds lighter in previous years, her best result was second. This year, with cars having added ballast to make “car + driver” weights equal, she won on a level playing field (or road, as the case may be).
She may have won by fuel strategy, but that makes it a win by brains as much as speed. It’s a legit win, no matter how you measure it. This wasn’t a cheap win via penalties or others bad luck.