Take Us Out To The Ballgame
CHICAGO CUBS FIGHT OVER WHO GETS TO CATCH MARISA MILLER
FITSNews – April 18, 2008 – Assuming that we’re not drunk and the announcers calling today’s Cubs-Pirates game are correct, a minor brawl erupted in the Cubs’ clubhouse earlier this afternoon over who would catch the ceremonial first pitch from Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller (pictured above, sans swimsuit ).
What we do know is that the Karma Police at Wrigley Field were obviously too distracted to do their jobs, because we saw Miller giving a hug to Cubs’ pitcher Ryan Dempster. In case you forgot, Dempster’s the guy whose one inning, four earned run-meltdown on the final day of the season last year cost our FITS Fartknockers their first-ever Great Santini League fantasy baseball championship.
And while we know most of you would prefer that we waxed on interminably about Sic Willie’s fantasy baseball team, he insisted that the show must go on, which in this case means providing you with a link to what Miller’s nipples look like (editor’s note: NSFW here).
There you go, perverts …
Comments
By Bruce Simmons on April 18th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
What? A fight over catching a ball from Miller? Screw that.. let ‘em fight it out. In fact, I’d go over and chat with her about the scramble in the dugout and see how that goes!!
Woof! She’s the hottest of the hot!
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on April 18th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
sic(k) willie needs adult supervision. He posts like a whorehouse pimp with bootlegged photos. sic(k) willie attacks children and responsible educators who work hard to teach.
Decide, willie, are you a porno site or do you want to be taken seriously. So far, you’re a soft core porno site that’s not taken seriously. Your claims to flame and success are balderdash.
By baked on April 19th, 2008 at 9:55 am
BIN:
shut the fuck up.
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on April 19th, 2008 at 10:51 am
baked,
Not a classy comment but typical from someone better known as “half-baked.” And, typical of sic(k) willie and his alter ego, “jake.”
No, half-baked, BIN News will not follow your advise. You children are like a drop of hot grease in cold water. You pop and splash and sometimes make a stain. But that’s all you are, a stain.
Remember, there’s more cold water in the world that your hot grease.
BIN News Editorial Staff
By bird on April 19th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
BIN,
Unless you are one of Willie’s alter-egos [there could theoretically be 1000's] I say you are just eat up with a whole lotta ‘JEALOUS’.
By Believe It Not (a.k.a. Sic Willie's Stalker) on April 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
bird is full of guano
By old bike dude on April 20th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Is that an IPOD in your crotch or are you just glad to see me?
..and BIN….shut the fuck up!
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