Get Rid Of The Spartanburg GOP Chairman
UPSTATE BLOWHARD, MR. POTATO HEAD LOOK-ALIKE SHOULD BE FORCED TO RESIGN
FITSNews – April 18, 2008 – Obviously, that’s not a picture of Spartanburg County (S.C.) GOP Chairman Rick Beltram getting loaded into a paddywagon (above ).
After all, that man is far too skinny to be Mr. Potato Head.
And Beltram, of course, has not been arrested because it’s perfectly legal to serve as local GOP Party Chairman and as a paid political consultant who works against local GOP candidates … at the same time.
In fairness to Beltram, though, it’s also perfectly legal to insult the wife of a GOP presidential candidate and to be dumber than a box of rocks, which are other services he presumably offers his clients “at a cost-plus basis.”
For those of you unfamiliar with Spartanburg County’s top Republican mouth-breather, the news that he’s running a consulting firm out of the local GOP party headquarters isn’t at all surprising. What’s extremely surprising, however, is that anybody is actually paying the fool.
Obviously Beltram’s work for the campaign of Mitt Romney didn’t do the former Massachusetts governor a whole lot of good down here …
Comments
By PB&J on April 18th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Where’s the most dangerous place in South Carolina? Between Rick Beltram and a TV camera. That guy is a media whore.
By The Rocks on April 18th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
As president of the Rock people we object to being compared to Beltram. Please refrain from any further prejudicial reference to us. Else, we may be forced to retain Brokeback Jake’s lawyer and send you a threatening letter wrapped up in one of our esprit de corp Rocks and delivered through the silicon enhanced windows at your pad.
Therefore, we ask that you remove the defamatory comment of , “box of rocks”, and replace it with “sand pile” .
Thank you for your prompt attention in resolving this matter.
By ROMNEY2008 on April 18th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“Obviously Beltram’s work for the campaign of Mitt Romney didn’t do the former Massachusetts governor a whole lot of good down here …”
And his “work” was ANOTHER sick, sick plot by the “Mormophobes.”
By Under the Bridge on April 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
HA! I thought Beltram would be on staff at First Tuesday Strategies after that stellar preformance with Romney in South Carolina or is “B Squared” just a arm of Warren Tompkins and Company….???
FITS Girls check it out, man this could be the biggest political consulting scam to hit this state…..even RQA has more going on than to get married to Beltram, somebody save us from this mess – Quick!
By Married and Stalked with McMaster's Blessing on April 19th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
UTB,
That RQA is Greek to me…I am just going to bury the following comment here rather than on the ‘Naked Girl With Ipod’ spot because it is kind of a buzz killer…
Willie,
I just saw a useless reference to your fiancee difficulties in 2005 [Harden Gervais/Shady People blog].
None of my business — but I tell you, that year was a bountiful harvest for the Grand Manipulator and his Attorney General puppet. McMaster’s domestic violence fighter endeavors aren’t representative of his low esteem for the sanctity of marriage and women in general.
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